What? Nah, I'm way more careful than that Nami! [He might be a thief but he's not irresponsible geeez. You mirrors should be ova here and ova thar somewhar.]

Anyway, what do you think? It's my "Luffy Fortress"! While I was in the bathroom this morning the laser from my toy car deflected off the bathroom mirror and back at me! It almost took my head off, but I found out something really valuable: mirrors can deflect laser beams! So I made this. [He doesn't even explain why the toy car was in the bathroom with him in the first place, but WHATEVA.]