gomugomunopwn: (Get back here monkey!)
gomugomunopwn ([personal profile] gomugomunopwn) wrote2012-05-07 01:41 am

[Action/Voice] Backdated to May 5th (AKA LUFFY'S B-DAY!)

[Action]

[Hey guys! Today happens to be a very special day for Luffy! It’s his birthday, and instead of Luffy getting a plain old boring cake like he usually does, he wants to get something a little… different this year. But to do it, he’s going to need a loooot of meat. And I mean a lot. So the first place he starts is at the Item Shop so he can get some big brown anime like bags to store items in! And the first place he’s going to go with these items?!

The meat shop! Or, well. The grocery store rather. And there he is going to be gathering a large amount of meat, stuffing as much as he can into one of his bags, cleaning out a majority of the place’s meat supply. Don’t worry, they can just respawn later, it’ll be cool! Anyway, once he leaves he’ll look into his bags at all the meat he managed to gather and decides that still isn’t going to be enough. He wasn’t planning to do Phase 3 unless he really had to, but he doesn’t have much of a choice at this point.

SO LUCETI! Luffy is sneaking around the village, gathering all the meat he can by any means necessary! Or die tryin’. Are you at a restaurant getting ready to eat a large meat filled meal? Sitting at a bench about to eat a burger? Or maybe the window to your house/apartment is open somehow, and you decided to have a quick meal or snack. Regardless of what you’re trying to eat, you can expect a stretched rubbery hand to sneak up on you and snatch the meat from your plate or hand before you have the chance to bite it. Afterwards he’ll stuff it into his bag!

Later, after he’s done with his meat gathering he’s going to start pulling a red wagon full of heavy bags that are full of meat! Feel free to notice him at any point of the day!]


[Voice]

Guys! I got this reeeeeally big project that I’ve been working hard on all day. Today’s my birthday, but instead of having a plain dumb ol’ cake like I do every year I want to make something that’s gonna be so much cooler! I want to make a giant meatcake! It’s gonna have mashed potatoes for frosting and meat filling [Obv.] and a lot of other stuff!

I can’t really cook though so I’m gonna need help if I wanna make it. I want it to be HUGE! As big as a house! [Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration but you get it. He also… wouldn’t argue if someone agreed to do that.] Are there any chefs out there who would be willing to make something like that?

[He would ask Sanji but he and Nami JUST got back from a mission. He’d really not bother him if he could avoid it.]
biteoffherhead: (Catty)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-10 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the hell are you doing, Luffy.

Rather, the heavy scent of meat caught Moro's attention rather abruptly, and at the edge of the village, she's peering in, trying to see what's going on.

And she is not surprised in the least to see you, Luffy.]


Have you been going hungry?
biteoffherhead: (Amused)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-11 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Birthday? That celebration humans have over the days of their birth?

[A chuckle.]

I haven't heard the tradition of eating a... "cake".
biteoffherhead: (Should you be moving?)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The only thing I have ever wished to celebrate was the crunch of Eboshi's skull in my teeth.
biteoffherhead: (Growl)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
{There are no words, only hateful growling.]
biteoffherhead: (You're disgusting)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
The humans before accepted their punishment for cutting our trees. When Nago went to punish them for their repeated attempt, that woman showed up, bringing the guns with her.

She shot the true forest guardian, Nago. He fled, his hatred and anger turning him into a demon, and all of his tribe was slaughtered with human grenades and fire. The forest burned, forcing all that lived in it to either die or retreat away from the offending humans.

The apes attempted to fulfill their role, in planting seeds to regrow the forest on the charred ground, but Eboshi shot at them, killing every god she caught in her sights. She led the humans to defy the gods, and to destroy the forest. It is she who shot me, and whose bullet rests in my chest and is causing me great suffering.

If I had not been burned by her flamethrower, and tossed off the cliff, I could have killed her. And the humans would have crumbled, not having their gun woman to lead them.


...Instead, I let her live. San failed to kill her, because of the boy Ashitaka protecting her. That woman lived to kill all of the other boars, and to kill the Forest Spirit. In my death, I sacrificed my chance to destroy her, to save San...

...She is the end of all life. She will shoot off the head of the Forest Spirit, and the forest will die. Because of that damned gun woman, Eboshi.
biteoffherhead: (Nonsense)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The Forest Spirit is the god of life and death. Life and death are his responsibility, and it is by his will that life is born and ends.

If she does kill the Forest Spirit, he will take back all of the life that he gave, to everything. That life belongs to him, after all. And he will reclaim it as punishment.

[Everything will die.]
biteoffherhead: (Save her)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes. I am dead, but hopefully Ashitaka saved her.
biteoffherhead: (You're disgusting)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-31 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
He loves her. He would give his life to save hers.
biteoffherhead: (Revolted)

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tch.

He will only make her suffer, if they live. She cannot be human, no matter how he wishes for it.

[Over-protective mom is over-protective.


Even if she's 100% right.]

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-05-31 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What pointless optimism.
biteoffherhead: (It's alright)

It's okay! I love late tags c:

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-06-06 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you kidding she's already wrinkly as hell]

I'm more likely to take some from you.

[Hunting's been pretty thin.]
biteoffherhead: (You cannot win)

You can do it! o:

[personal profile] biteoffherhead 2012-06-13 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Animals have always been able to speak. The smaller ones are simply more stupid.

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