gomugomunopwn | [Action/Voice]: Experimentation

[So after this happened a long time ago, Luffy has been curious about exactly how tall a girl will grow if a guy massages her legs. And so he's finally decided to get around to doing a little experimenting. Ladies of Luceti, if you happen to be walking around the village, you can expect a random stretched rubber hand to suddenly grab one of your legs and then let go, before returning back to it's owner. He has a pen and notepad with him too to monitor his progress.

As far as the guys, well you can either wtf at what he's doing, or maybe he accidentally grabbed your legs by accident because you looked like a girl, he missed and grabbed your leg instead, etc. Feel free to let your mind wander.]

[Voice // Filtered away from your typical villains and such. You know how it is.]

Does anyone know how to make a pool? I've been trying, but it's harder than I thought...

[ooc: Oh, this is also forward dated to later this morning/evening since Luffy wouldn't be doing this 5AM in the morning.]

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[Mildly irritated, but still approaches. Maybe this is just some kind of misunderstanding.] Y-yes, I am. May I ask what in the world you're doing?

Well, as you know, women grow taller when a guy massages their legs so I'm trying to see exactly how tall.

That's... I'm afraid that isn't true. [First Noel thinking a boy massaging her breasts would make them bigger, and now this boy with legs. Somebody must be playing jokes.]

Where did you hear such a thing?

No, it's definitely true, my friend Noel told me!

[...That explains it. Small world indeed. Although she can't help but smile a bit that this boy was innocent enough to think she had meant legs.]

I'm sorry, but I think someone was joking around with Miss Vermillion about that. In all my years doctoring, I've never once had a case of anyone being able to massage their legs any longer.

I didn't know you were a doctor too...

Are you sure?

100% sure. I'm sorry if this ruins any plans you had...

[Although she really does hope this keeps him from grabbing random women's legs now.]

Hmmm.

[Scribbles more stuff on notepad.]

What if I massage their ankles?

[This boy. Really doesn't want to take no for an answer, does he.]

Ah... no, I'm afraid that won't work, either.

Hnnn. And I thought it was gonna be really cool to see you guys grow suddenly too...

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