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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

Comments

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah, sorry. I was sent to assassinate the village so...

[You're going to have to die basically.

Well not exactly THIS village, but IT LOOKS SUPAH SIMILAR TO THE ONE BACK HOME.]

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

So what... Are you going to poke people to death?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Oh god. You poor poor fool.]

Don't you know!? This is a highly advanced ninja technique! Your body is going o split in half in ten seconds!

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

...It's been ten seconds. I'm still here.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Well sometimes there's a delay I think...

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

I think you've been fooled here.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oi, it takes seventeen years of training to learn this technique! Don't just put it down like that, dummy!!

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

And how old are you? Fifteen? Sixteen?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What? No I'm Seventeen!

[Technically 19 with Luceti canon but sssh he doesn't remember Luceti right now.]

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

....There's a contradiction there.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

How...? It took seventeen years and I'm seventeen now!

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

...You can start learning when you're a baby.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

The earliest a ninja can start training is one week old! But I didn't start until I was a month old.