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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

Comments

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

[Such a quick move is unexpected! Coby moves to block it but is far too slow!

He doesn't even really register how little damage it does before attempting to counter with a spin kick.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Uh oh! He barely manages to fully block, but when he does he's gonna try to punch at you again.]

Crouching Tiger Wolf Strike! [It's a little slower than the other one but still a fast punch!]

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

[When had Luffy learned all these new moves??]

Captain! Why are you attacking me?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

C...captain?

[Wait what. HE DOESN'T REMEMBER HAVING A NINJA SQUAD.]

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

That's right. Captain! You're a pirate, remember? And I'm part of your crew.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

A pirate...?

Coby-kun, I've been a ninja for as long as I can remember...

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

No you haven't! Remember? You want to become King of the Pirates!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What...?

Coby-chan, I want to become "Elite Ninja". What's all this "Pirate King" stuff?

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

Elite Ninja? Luffy, that just sounds ridiculous.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oi, are you poking fun of my dreams!?

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

Never!

B-but that's not your dream!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

It's always been my dream!

Did someone mess with your memories Coby-kun!? [Oh god someone used a memory forgetting technique on you Coby! ;_;]

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

No one messed with my memories! They obviously messed with yours!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But I've been trained with unerasable memories! Even when I die I will still remember!

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

What?

Oh come on, Luffy. That's just silly.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What's so silly about having unerasable memories!? I thought they taught you that too, Coby-kun!

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

How could you even teach something like that?