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[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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[doubleppk]

[Fujiko freezes in alarm, actually thinking it's a gun. When it doesn't go off though she's completely freaking out with a punch and pulling out her own gun, totally unaware it would do jack of course.]

DON'T DO THAT!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry he's not rubber now! But he can bullet dodge. After the initial punch to the face he leans out the way of the gun.]

OI! Don't point that at me!

[doubleppk]

[Shocking.]

You're the one who said I'd die! [At least it's not one of the Thompson machine guns.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What..? Oh! Yeah, you will die but that's no excuse!

[doubleppk]

Neither is pointing... fingers.... at someone's head. [Okay, at that she puts up the gun for now and twirls it on a finger.] Seriously though? Fingers? You should be more careful kid. Reflexes and all.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Don't you know a ninjas fingers are as strong as a falling mountain!?

[doubleppk]

[Quiet laugh.]

I've heard. But if you're going to do that, you should be aiming you fingers down here. [Points to three various pressure points on the neck.] Sleep, pain, kill. Remember it. [And if she had any sense of responsibility she wouldn't have shown him that. Oh well.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah! But this move is much more effective, I think!

[doubleppk]

At scaring people?