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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

Comments

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, totally tilting his head and dodging that poke without thinking about it.]

I'm dead, huh. ...What're you wearing?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Damn you dodged

What I always wear! Roronoa Zoro! You've been hunting bounties for so long that now the only one with a bounty... IS YOU! I'm here to claim it!

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

[...Ah, this is one of those Luffy things, isn't it.]

Hah. You can try. ...And what about your bounty.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But ninjas don't get bounties, that's why we wear masks! [... or something like that.]

In the entire world less than 20 people know my face!

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

More like half the world, with your bounty poster.

So you're a ninja now. What about becoming Pirate King?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

WHAT!? Since when did I have one of those!?

Pirate King? Why do people keep saying that, I'm going to become "Elite Ninja"!

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

...Since you beat Arlong.

[...thank fuck Usopp explained about the job switching experiment a while back or Zoro would be getting pretty upset right now.] How long have you wanted to be an 'Elite Ninja'.