[I'd love to be that fountain's benefactor for all the times it gets wrecked from the sounds of it.]

But it could have escalated! What if it had gone beyond that?!
[Deep breaths, deep calming breaths.] Okay, let's...let's just take this from the top and go from there. Luffy, right? Tell me everything that led up to this fight since I'm in the dark about a lot of this stuff.