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[Action] Fourth Walls everywhar

[A huge collab post for all my characters! Feel free to bombard any of my guys! Just put in the subject title which one you want!

Bruce: Needless to say Bruce isn’t going to be incredibly social with the heavy influx of new people. Instead he’s going to be trying to figure out exactly what the hell is going on. Does this have something to do with the Shifts? He’s sitting under a tree somewhere outside of the village hoping to have peace as he scribbles stuff into his notepad.

Hulk: Hulk is hoping around town trying to get to the forest and away from all these annoying human people. There was more than enough humans before, he can’t stand the amount that’s here since the influx. =|

Luffy: The sudden influx of people is a little wtf for Luffy but he just shrugs it off and jumps up to the roof of one of the stores in the plaza. He's looking over the crowd to see if he spots anyone he recognizes.

Shino:Shino is in the grocery store… shopping for winter melon. Hopefully he will be able to just get his winter melon and leave before anyone bothers him. =|]

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[Hey. Luffy.

Do you feel that intimidating, and horrifying aura nearby.

Because a certain old man is near you.]

[He knows exactly who that aura belongs to; Grandpa.

He's just going to try to sneak away and hope he hasn't noticed him yet.]

[Noooooope. Sorry Luffy, you get no such luck.]

OI, YOU LITTLE BRAT! [Remember those oh-so-familiar punches? Yeah, why don't you have one.]

[Gonna get hit and tumble across the ground before holding his head. Ow.]

GRANDPA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, IS THIS A NIGHTMARE!? [IT MUST BE.]

[Cracks his knuckles. Oh you are so screwed, Luffy.]

You've got some nerve, kid. [DISAPPEARING FOR TWO YEARS. SRSLY. HE WON'T ADMIT IT, BUT HE WAS WORRIED.]

I can make this a nightmare, if you want that.

You can't keep hitting me like that! I'm not a kid anymore!

[Yeah that's right he's finally standing up for himself. And now he's going to run away.]

Luffy! Get back here! [He may be old, but he can keep up.]

Would someone who's "not a kid anymore" still run from his grandpa!? [How does one like him say "I"m glad you'r alive"...]

He would if you're gonna hit 'em!

[And now he's gonna jump up to a roof and keep running. He IS kind of happy to see him. JUST DOESN'T WANNA BE HIT EVER.]

C'mon, who said anything about hitting you?

[UGH HE IS OLD, DON'T MAKE HIM JUMP ON ROOFS. Jumps anyway. Also, that knuckle cracking should tell you yes he is going to punch you.]

If you aren't gonna hit me why are you cracking your knuckles!? I'm not dumb, Granddad!!!

[Roof jumping ahoy!]

[..........................]

Keeps me in shape!

[If Luffy's got a good eye, he will see a white wolf happily strutting through Luceti, swishing her tail and looking completely and utterly pleased with herself. Why? Well, the rope of sausage links curled around her neck and dragging slightly on the ground may have something to do with it.

GUESS WHO JUST SNAGGED SOMETHING TASTY? Now to find a nice, quiet place to inhale them all.]

[Hey! It's that God wolf that Moro likes! ... or at least he thinks that's her. Anyway he's going to shout!]

Oooooi! [And then he jumps from the roof and starts running over to her waving.] Aren't you that one wolf dog that was here before?!

[Ammy perks up her ears when she hears the call of some strange, wild beast lifting her head and turning it left and right. That's not a sound she's ever heard befo--oh, hey, person. What's he saying?

WAIT, WHAT IF WANTS HER SAUSAGES. Ffffff you cannot have the precioussss...!

So Ammy will just...roll around in the snow and cover those sausages with ice and snow. Humans don't usually eat stuff if it's on the ground! HA.]

...

[Why are you rolling around in the snow like that...]

OI! Don't do that! You're gonna ruin 'em!!

[And now he's going to try to take the sausages from you, Ammy. STOP TRYING TO COVER GOOD MEAT IN DIRT AND SNOW.]

Edited 2012-02-01 19:52 (UTC)

[NOOOO! You did want them! Ammy knew it, she knew! But you cannot have them, she stole them fair and square. With definite grace and agility, Ammy jumps aside and away from Luffy's grabbing hands. She doesn't snap or bite, just avoids the hands reaching for her delicious sausages, even if it means dragging them through the dirt and snow. Ammy's a dog, she'll still eat them.

She even gives a pronounced growl of irritation at one point, blowing out quick puffs of air from her nose. Go awaaay, these are hers! Leave now and she'll give you one. ...Maybe.]

Wow, you're not going to give up on this are you!? Why are you being so stubborn! The sausages are all dirty now!

[Hey, he might be a meat eating slob but he has STANDARDS!]

[Ammy tilts her head, then looks at her sausages, which were indeed rather...dirty. Welp, a little dirt never hurt her belly! Ammy looks at Luffy, her sausages, Luffy, then her sausages agin. Needless to say, she ignores him completely, lays down on her belly, and begins to inhale the "well-seasoned" meat links.

But look, she'll save you one! ...Half of one. A quarter. Yeah okay, no, we lied. No meat for you.

You didn't want it anyway.]

[HE DIDN'T WANT YOUR HAND ME DOWN SAUSAGES ANYWAY.]

Man. Are you sure you're a God wolf? You don't act anything like Moro does. [And now he's going to poke at her. Poke.]

[THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

Ammy makes a low grumbling noise in the throat as she's prodded so rudely, tempted to headbutt this kid into a snowbank, but wait, what's this about gods? Can this silly kid see her markings, or her reflector? Ammy looks over her shoulder at herself, then back to Luffy with the canine equivalent of a smile - and open mouth and a lolling out tongue. Yes, yes, she is a god!

And though she's not one to really brag about it, or flaunt it, he asked if she really was. Every question deserves an answer, no matter how troublesome it can be sometimes. Nudging Luffy away a little bit (so he doesn't get hurt), Ammy backs up herself and draws an infinity symbol with her tail, which becomes a large, impressive, blazing fireball.]

[Sorry, buddy. You're not gonna get away from the village without a fight. Well, not really a fight so much as something really annoying stopping you on your way there.

And he won't stop until he gets a good conversation outta him. He's gotta be insane, right?] HULK, BUDDY!

[Great. Who is this A-hole another superhero?]

I'm not your buddy. Move.

Sure we are. Remember that time I blew you up? [Deadpool does a kind of forced laugh, ending it with a sigh.] Good times.

No. I don't.

[You know, you're really starting to piss him off. =|]

But the memories! Oh, the memories! [He clasps his hands together.] How could you forget everything? I thought we had something special!

... Well, not gamma radiation special, but something pretty special on the special meter!

Uh huh.

[Okay so he was friendly enough to talk to you. He's just gonna go ahead and try to walk around you now.]

[Whoa, whoa, big guy. Where do you think you're going? Deadpool isn't just gonna let you walk on by like that, no way. He's stepping in front.]

Hey, you'd better not just dismiss our very close and definitely not exaggerated friendship with that big, burly "uh huh" of yours!

....

Move. Or I will MAKE you move. [He seems awfully serious about this.]

[Oho?] Is that a challenge, big guy?

[Not only is it a challenge, but he's already doing the motion to try and punt you half way across Luceti.]

I'll have you know that I could definitely-- [Wait, Deadpool is getting punted. Fuuuuuck.]

[Hey Luffy, have a teenage girl coming up to you.]

Luffy, I'm reaaaaally sorry.

Hm?

[What are you doing behind him teenage girl.]

Sorry about what...?

For um... sending Ace back home a couple weeks ago.

[Wait, what.]

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE MALNOSSO BASTARDS!? I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS FOR THAT!

[She forgot how loud you could be. Winces a bit.]

N-no, I'm not one of the Malnosso. I'm Ace's mun. I brought him here. I swear, I am completely different from them.

[Except not really.]

OH YEAH!? HOW!?

[You said you brought him here! =|]

... I'm a lot younger than them? [YOU'LL BUY THAT, RIGHT?]

And I try to be nice to him! [Just look at how great I'm doing so far.] Anyway, the Malnosso don't decide who comes and goes, the muns do.

Oh okay! So you're saying instead of the Malnosso... I need to kick YOUR ass!?

[Because he'll do it too.]

[Opens her mouth to protest... and then closes it.

Because he's right.] Technically, yes. But if anything happens to me, Ace will get sent on a mission or mallynapped if I choose it for him.

Soooo you probably don't wanna.

[Yeah, you do that shopping, Shino. Of course, someone might be suddenly materializing out of a shelf in the corner of your eye...]

Shino?

[It usually takes a lot of catch Shino completely off guard in any location.

...

But that catches him off guard. =| He actually jumps slightly, before turning his head quickly in her direction.]

...Kurenai-sensei?

[Well, you know, Kurenai's been stalking about this crazy place trying to figure out what was what, but if Shino's just walking around looking for melons, then it's got to be sort of safe. Yes?

A nod of her head.]

Aa. [She's supposed to be the one who knows what's going on, but...] ...what's going on?

[Oh good. it doesn't seem like she noticed that he jumped just then. He adjusts his goggles.]

It is... a rather long explanation. Have you seen Hinata or Kiba yet?

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