[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

Ahhh, so I see there were some people who fell for it anyways. I don't really get all this "different times" stuff at all, and I'm not even sure if staying here is doing anything in my world or not, but those Malnosso bastards have kept me in this place for over a year now. They separated me from all the friends I had back home and in the time I spent here, I made even more friends. Some of the ones from my world are even here too! But then this portal thing pops up and tells me I have to forget all my new friends and the memories I made here with them!? Who the hell would do that!!?

[You may notice a wide grin appearing on his face] That's why I would never leave any of the friends I made here if I can help it. They all mean as much to me as the friends from my home world. Abandoning them to rot in a place like this would make me a hypocrite for calling them a "friend" in the first place. Heheh. The only way I can leave peacefully is if I kick those Malnosso's asses and return all of them home first. Last time I was sent home, everything was fine anyway, so it's best not to worry about it too much. We should spend more time trying to beat up the people who brought us here than just giving up and being so naive like that.

Besides, how long have some of you been here to fall for a trap this dumb? Did you forget it was almost time for one of these anyway? Is half this town fulla idiots? You guys must be reeeeaaally stuuuu~~uupid! [Have a variety of teasingly mocking faces now]


[Edit: Decided to edit over it juuuuust a bit]

Comments

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Way to go, Luffy. Start out with a speech that doesn't sound half bad and degrade to mocking the populace. Admittedly, he's right, but even she had doubts.]

I think they know they shoudn't have trusted it by now, Luffy.

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Why'd they trust it anyway?

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Desperation, I guess. And threatening their homes probably didn't go down too well.

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Well they over think things too much.

The only way to get out of here without being sent back, is by beating the Malnosso. You'll have to be an idiot not to know that much by now.

[lukanightfever.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the message, at first she thought it was to cheer up people or get common sense in them but... It ended being quite insulting to them. Still there's something that makes her answer.]

What do you mean "it was almost time for one of these"? Is there a pattern of traps like this one? I arrived recently so my data is lacking. Could you please expand upon that information, please?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're new here? Every once and a while the Malnosso will put us through experiments like these.

[lukanightfever.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am, though I admit that even with incomplete data one has to lack some logic to not see that the letter and the gate's chances of being a trap outweighted their chances to be real. Still, "every once and a while" isn't a very precise amount of time to set a pattern, you sounded pretty sure about a pattern of time existing. Did you mean something like "every end of the month"?

And we're not sure if it was the Malnosso, even if the gate has been a trap.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[...what was she going ON about? He didn't understand half of what she was saying...]

"Every end of the month"? You mean the experiments? Yeah, they happen some time around then..

Then who was it?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Oi, are you trying to get us in trouble here?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

How will this get us in trouble though?

1/2

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

This place is full of all kinds of- [fffff don't jump on the bandwagon, Usopp]

2/2

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

There's all kinds of dangerous people here!

You shouldn't go around calling them idiots!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

It'll be fine, I doubt anyone's gonna say much.

If they do try to fight, I'll just send them flying. Heheheh.

On an unrelated subject...

[aero-dienamic.livejournal.com]

You've been here a year?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Nods]

It should be over a year now.

[aero-dienamic.livejournal.com]

Has it really been that long...

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

... Rousing. Really.

You may want to work on your ending.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What, how come?

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

You rally up the troops, then you tell them they're all morons. Truly inspirational.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

Are you done?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Was in the middle of one of his funny faces]

Ah, yeah.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

You didn't need to make fun of them like that. They already feel bad enough.

[Voice]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Well said, Luffy.

[...] The first part, anyway.

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What was wrong with the second part?

[Voice]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

I don't think you had to say that about the people who went into the portal.