[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

Ahhh, so I see there were some people who fell for it anyways. I don't really get all this "different times" stuff at all, and I'm not even sure if staying here is doing anything in my world or not, but those Malnosso bastards have kept me in this place for over a year now. They separated me from all the friends I had back home and in the time I spent here, I made even more friends. Some of the ones from my world are even here too! But then this portal thing pops up and tells me I have to forget all my new friends and the memories I made here with them!? Who the hell would do that!!?

[You may notice a wide grin appearing on his face] That's why I would never leave any of the friends I made here if I can help it. They all mean as much to me as the friends from my home world. Abandoning them to rot in a place like this would make me a hypocrite for calling them a "friend" in the first place. Heheh. The only way I can leave peacefully is if I kick those Malnosso's asses and return all of them home first. Last time I was sent home, everything was fine anyway, so it's best not to worry about it too much. We should spend more time trying to beat up the people who brought us here than just giving up and being so naive like that.

Besides, how long have some of you been here to fall for a trap this dumb? Did you forget it was almost time for one of these anyway? Is half this town fulla idiots? You guys must be reeeeaaally stuuuu~~uupid! [Have a variety of teasingly mocking faces now]


[Edit: Decided to edit over it juuuuust a bit]

Comments

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Way to go, Luffy. Start out with a speech that doesn't sound half bad and degrade to mocking the populace. Admittedly, he's right, but even she had doubts.]

I think they know they shoudn't have trusted it by now, Luffy.

[lukanightfever.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the message, at first she thought it was to cheer up people or get common sense in them but... It ended being quite insulting to them. Still there's something that makes her answer.]

What do you mean "it was almost time for one of these"? Is there a pattern of traps like this one? I arrived recently so my data is lacking. Could you please expand upon that information, please?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Oi, are you trying to get us in trouble here?

On an unrelated subject...

[aero-dienamic.livejournal.com]

You've been here a year?

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

... Rousing. Really.

You may want to work on your ending.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

Are you done?

[Voice]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Well said, Luffy.

[...] The first part, anyway.