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[Action/Voice]: Showdown

[Luffy is walking out into the cold, after refilling on some meat and stops in the dead center of the shopping plaza]

OOOOOOI-- [Oh, oops. Better close the journal THIS time.]

OOOOOOOOOI! THAT GUY WITH THE LONG BLOND BRAID! THAT IDIOT WHO BEAT UP NAMI AND HER FRIEND! GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR AAAASSSSSS!! [Alright, good good. He likes the way that went... OH RIGHT. Opening his journal again]

[Voice]

Oh, Guy. Nami won't make it to the date.

[Awesome. FLAWLESS VICTORY. Now he just has to wait for them to show up because they will obviously do that. Feel free to bother him while he's waiting]

[ooc: Oh, as a side note, Yuber or V-13 don't have to come out or anything. Hell, he's probably not even anywhere close to them. But ya know, Luffy is just awesome like that]

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I see. More insults, I suppose?

[Yes, he knows about that, but he pretty much ignored it since it didn't concern him.]

Nah. I'm just gonna kick their ass.

Oh? To whom are you referring?

I don't know how one of them look, but one guy has blond hair and a long braid.

Have you seen him before?

Blond hair and a long blade...

Did he use twin swords and dress all in black?

Is that him!? You know him!!??

I've met him once. I don't know much about him, though...not even his name.

Hnnn. No one knows his name...

He's quite distinctive, so I doubt that knowing his name will be necessary.

Distinctive...?

[Wuuut]

Yes, distinctive.

[He doesn't even know what the word means, does he?]

Don't tell me...

Tell you what?

...Do you know what the word "distinctive" means?

No...

...

[Exasperated sigh goes here.]

Should I bother telling you?

[Shrugs]

How should I know?

[Eye twitch]

Well, you should know whether you want to know what the word means or not. Do you want to know, or do you not?

......

I guess so.

All right then...

"Distinctive" means..."unique." That man in black, for instance. There's no one else like him. He stands out from the rest of the crowd. Does that make sense?

Ah, I get it now!

So you're saying he's easy to find, right? Yosh, I'll definitely find 'em!

Ugh!

[This guy makes Moses look like Einstein.]

I'm saying he's easy to recognize! Finding him is a different story.

It shouldn't be that hard. It's not like Luceti is really big or anything.

[Sigh...can it get any worse? Jay could feel a headache coming on. Can't...stand...stupidity...]

Are you sure about that? I hear it takes several days to get to the edge of the barrier from here, and considering the radius of the barrier...well...you do the math.

[If he can, that is...]

Yeah, I know. But I'm rubber, so I can get there way faster.

...Rubber?

[Yeah, he's not quite sure what you mean...]