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[Action/Voice]: Showdown

[Luffy is walking out into the cold, after refilling on some meat and stops in the dead center of the shopping plaza]

OOOOOOI-- [Oh, oops. Better close the journal THIS time.]

OOOOOOOOOI! THAT GUY WITH THE LONG BLOND BRAID! THAT IDIOT WHO BEAT UP NAMI AND HER FRIEND! GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR AAAASSSSSS!! [Alright, good good. He likes the way that went... OH RIGHT. Opening his journal again]

[Voice]

Oh, Guy. Nami won't make it to the date.

[Awesome. FLAWLESS VICTORY. Now he just has to wait for them to show up because they will obviously do that. Feel free to bother him while he's waiting]

[ooc: Oh, as a side note, Yuber or V-13 don't have to come out or anything. Hell, he's probably not even anywhere close to them. But ya know, Luffy is just awesome like that]

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Really? So are you that sneaky when you're hunting someone?

The last you saw of me was not the last I saw of you.

[That's right, she's been stalking :|]

WHAAAA!? REALLY!?

I've lived for hundreds of years, boy, you'd be a fool to assume that I am not wiser than you.

You're that old?! So you're a Granny Wolf?

I am not a grandmother. But I am a mother.

You are? You never told me that before! [Or ya know, he could've forgot]

I have two wolf pups and a human pup.

[Yes it's true.

A human pup? I didn't know wolves could have human pups, but I guess since you're a god, it's okay.

I did not.

Her human parents threw their baby at my feet as they ran away from me.

I think I heard you say something like that before.

So you took care of it? I knew you was a good person after all.

So you say.

But San is my daughter, human or not. She is of the wolf tribe, and she has killed just as many humans.

Well... if she had to kill them then they must have been bad people.

Exactly. They were ripping apart our forest - the forest that belongs to the gods - and killing gods.

We have been working hard to slaughter them all.

O-oi you should try to put some things a little more lightly...

I speak naught but the truth. Rebellion against the gods is met with war. And the gods do not forgive very easily.

So there's other gods too in your world...

[FFFF what if the town suddenly becomes full of god animals..]

Not that many now. The humans have slaughtered so many that there are only hundreds, should you include the boar tribe.

They've killed that many!? No wonder you don't like humans that much!

[She just chuckles.]

Not that you would join me in killing them. You're too like that Ashitaka boy.

Wait, if he's like me that means he's a good guy right? So he helps you protect the forest?

He's tried to get the fighting to stop.

Of course, he failed - the gods died and the humans paid the price for their folly.

Th-they paid the price!? Does that mean they all died?!

Perhaps. I didn't live to see what happened.

Oh so that's how it i--

YOU'RE DEAD IN YOUR WORLD!?