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[Action/Voice]: Paperwork Sux

[Hey there guys. You might notice a little office cubicle in the center of town.

Thanks to Flynn's help, and Luffy's super strength, they actually managed to set this up relatively quickly. Don't mind Luffy, he's just sitting in his chair typing on a typewriter. Feel free to come in and disturb him. And he looks pretty tired. He hasn't slept since the experiment BEGAN. Lot of paper work to do ya know. Luckily he has his coffee]

[Filtered to Strawhats 10% unhackable]

Oi, guys. Can you come to my workplace?

And Sanji, I need to talk to you.

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... Captain?

[he's using the title on purpose just to see how far down the line of crazy Luffy has progressed]

Ah. there you are.

It's not much. I was just doing some evacuation that's all. [Well it's really evaluation but you know] And... I think you can do some things a little better.

[TWITCH]

... Oh really? [gets a cigarette out for his blood pressure]

And just where could I stand to use improvement, Luffy? Hopefully not my vocabulary.

Nah, that's fine. [Gets out a folder with your name on it and "reading" the papers inside even though a lot of it is probably spelled wrong]

Well I did notice that you don't put enough meat in your food. And that lobster biscuit soup you made didn't even have biscuits with it. [Forget the fact that it was actually called lobster bisque soup but you know] It was still good though.

Edited 2010-01-27 02:40 (UTC)

[ Ninja-Sopp at your service. Cuz yanno, he totally hacked that entry even though it was filtered to him. :|b

Is that a cubicle? ]

[ ...

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Everyone has gone out of their fucking minds. ]

Usopp!

[Waaaave]

Come have a seat!

Luffy.

Are you criticizing my cooking?

[ ...s-sitting? If you start getting too weird he will run, captain's orders or not. ]

...

Yeah, a little I guess.

[Getting out a folder with your name on it]

Usopp, I won't really need a sniper anymore. So I'm gonna have to give you something else to do.

[ Usopp is ninety-seven percent sure that he is never going to recover from this. There are no therapists skilled enough. The hell is a sniper supposed to do when he can't even SNIPE? ]

Listen good, rubber man.

When you can start telling the difference between the different herbs I put in your food because you're not just scarfing shit down...

When you start realizing meat is not a fuckin food group...

When you remember that it's bisque and not BISCUITS...

When you can manage NOT to screw up freaking orange juice and poison our navigator...

Then you can criticize my cooking.

This job is way better than some sniper! You're gonna be the guy that goes around and gets me new cups of coffee!

[ Oh is that all, Luffy, haha, well- ]

Sanji, you don't have to be mad!

It's just evacuation...

[ Slapping palm on table.

]

You don't like it?

[ This face. Forever. ]

But it's the best one I could think of!

[ He doesn't want to be the coffee guyyyyyyy. He wants to be a pirate/ninja. Pirate/sniper/ninja. Thing.

SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND. ]

IT'S EVALUATION, LUFFY.

[There sure are a lot of interesting things in town today!]

My, this is a small workplace. You wished to see me, Captain?

I-it is!?

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