[Action/Voice]: Paperwork Sux

[gomugomunopwn]

[Hey there guys. You might notice a little office cubicle in the center of town.



Thanks to Flynn's help, and Luffy's super strength, they actually managed to set this up relatively quickly. Don't mind Luffy, he's just sitting in his chair typing on a typewriter. Feel free to come in and disturb him. And he looks pretty tired. He hasn't slept since the experiment BEGAN. Lot of paper work to do ya know. Luckily he has his coffee]

[Filtered to Strawhats 10% unhackable]

Oi, guys. Can you come to my workplace?

And Sanji, I need to talk to you.

Comments

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Captain?

[he's using the title on purpose just to see how far down the line of crazy Luffy has progressed]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah. there you are.

It's not much. I was just doing some evacuation that's all. [Well it's really evaluation but you know] And... I think you can do some things a little better.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[TWITCH]

... Oh really? [gets a cigarette out for his blood pressure]

And just where could I stand to use improvement, Luffy? Hopefully not my vocabulary.

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Ninja-Sopp at your service. Cuz yanno, he totally hacked that entry even though it was filtered to him. :|b

Is that a cubicle? ]

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ ...

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Everyone has gone out of their fucking minds. ]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Usopp!

[Waaaave]

Come have a seat!

[Action]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[There sure are a lot of interesting things in town today!]

My, this is a small workplace. You wished to see me, Captain?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Nami told you right? I'm not gonna be a pirate anymore.

[Action]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

No, but I did hear about it. This really is surprising, Luffy-san! I thought you wanted to be the Pirate King?

[Action]

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Finding the captain isn't too hard; all Chopper has to do is follow the extremely strong scent of coffee. He can't even smell meat on Luffy anymore.]

Luffy?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Hope you don't mind being greeted by a tired!Luffy]

Chopper! Come take a seat! I'm not gonna be a pirate anymore, but you can still be a doctor.

[Action]

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he minds all right. In fact, he's about to ask whether Luffy is okay - but then blasphemous words are spoken, and Chopper is now pretty sure that he's not okay.]

You're not!? B-but who'll become Pirate King!?

[Action.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Appearing like a ninja-pirate-marine, looking decidedly unimpressed.] Make it quick, I've got a fairy to arrest.

[Action.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

A fairy? You mean Miyabi?

[Action.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Have you seen what she's up to? We've got enough chaos here as it is.

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[demoncutter.livejournal.com]

[ where did this thing even come from? ] What is it?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Well since I'm not a pirate, I don't really need a swordsman anymore. But since you have swords, you can cut up all my old paperwork

[Gets out a stack of papers. See Zoro. He knows how much you like being a swordsman and has adjusted your job accordingly to work in the exciting field of office worker.]

[demoncutter.livejournal.com]

Not a pirate? [ Pfffft. ] Yeah, right.

[ ... Wait. Is he serious? And screw being a paper shredder! His swords weren't meant for that. ] Cut the crap, Luffy. There's no way you're giving up on being a pirate.

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[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[... W-why would you set up a cubicle outdoors?]

Luffy, what are you doing?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Paperwork.

[Gawd Ted. Don't you see him typing?]

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[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

Why are you doing paperwork out here in the first place?

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.] Isn't it too cold out here to be working?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

It's not that cold. Coffee makes you warmer. [SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP]

Action!

[aero-dienamic.livejournal.com]

**And the windy lady descends upon you and your cubicle**

Luffy...? What... are you doing?

Action!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Some paperwork.