[Action/Voice]: Paperwork Sux

[gomugomunopwn]

[Hey there guys. You might notice a little office cubicle in the center of town.



Thanks to Flynn's help, and Luffy's super strength, they actually managed to set this up relatively quickly. Don't mind Luffy, he's just sitting in his chair typing on a typewriter. Feel free to come in and disturb him. And he looks pretty tired. He hasn't slept since the experiment BEGAN. Lot of paper work to do ya know. Luckily he has his coffee]

[Filtered to Strawhats 10% unhackable]

Oi, guys. Can you come to my workplace?

And Sanji, I need to talk to you.

Comments

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[TWITCH]

... Oh really? [gets a cigarette out for his blood pressure]

And just where could I stand to use improvement, Luffy? Hopefully not my vocabulary.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's fine. [Gets out a folder with your name on it and "reading" the papers inside even though a lot of it is probably spelled wrong]

Well I did notice that you don't put enough meat in your food. And that lobster biscuit soup you made didn't even have biscuits with it. [Forget the fact that it was actually called lobster bisque soup but you know] It was still good though.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Luffy.

Are you criticizing my cooking?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

...

Yeah, a little I guess.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Listen good, rubber man.

When you can start telling the difference between the different herbs I put in your food because you're not just scarfing shit down...

When you start realizing meat is not a fuckin food group...

When you remember that it's bisque and not BISCUITS...

When you can manage NOT to screw up freaking orange juice and poison our navigator...

Then you can criticize my cooking.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Sanji, you don't have to be mad!

It's just evacuation...

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

IT'S EVALUATION, LUFFY.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I-it is!?

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

If you're going to play office boy, at least get the shitty wording right!!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I'll be fine once I get more coffee.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Luffy, you'll become addicted to that shit at this rate. Assuming you already haven't.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

It'll be fine. I'm not addicted. [You may hear pouring noise in the background as he pours huge amounts of coffee into a barrel]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[you are going to give your chef/nutritionist a heart attack]

At least eat something with it!!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to eat anything yet...

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[... Who ARE you?]

Luffy... when's the last time you ate?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Uh....

Yesterday?

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Yesterday?

Oi! Get back home right now!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I think it was yesterday

I can't. I have paperwork.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Then take a shitty break!

Your paperwork isn't going anywhere!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I can't. I got a project due, Sanji.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Due for who?!

You're not working for anyone!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse to be tardy--

[And then you might see him being tackled by Nami and forced to eat food]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[it does his heart good to see Luffy getting topped pwned]