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[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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Luffy?

[What are you doing, interrupting his walk.]

Oi! Less than 20 people in the world know my name, who told you!?

Well, you, actually.

I did...?

Well I don't remember but I guess it's okay since I did it.

You did.

So what are you doing? [And what's with the poking and that phrase earlier?]

I've been trying to assassinate the village but... I think something is wrong! The technique keeps messing up!

'Assassinate'?

[By poking?]

All you did is poke.

POKE!?

Thatls a highly advanced ninja technique! If did correctly you body could split in half... OR WORSE!

What can be worse than splitting up someone's body?

[Humouring time!]

Head implosion!

That's...nasty.

That's why it's a lot worse! It almost happened to me once, but I stopped it before my head finished imploding.

['I stopped it before my head finished imploding'?] How can you stop it?

I'm a ninja. I have really fast reflexes.

I see...

[Kind of. Somewhat. Maybe.]

[He takes out a little pocket watch.]

...

It's definitely been ten seconds by now right?

By now, yes.

[They've been talking for more than ten seconds...]