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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[You gonna pick on your poor, defenseless ol' chef, captain? 8| When he's cooking you a meal?]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[On her way home from the bar. And wondering what the hell you're wearing.]

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

[ asdfasdf. rubbing forehead! and just staring. ]

What was that for?

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[eternallysinned.livejournal.com]

Assassinate me why?

[sonatasedge]

... [Soul blinks at you.]

So you graduated from monkey suits...

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[That poke in the head gets met with a blink, and a reciprocated poke from a disembodied hand.]

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[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

[Scratches the back of his head.] You did what to ya' shin?

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

[You may receive an elbow to the face before you finish those lines. Sorry about that...]

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[de_bel_survivor]

Luffy?

[What are you doing, interrupting his walk.]

[dragons-peak.livejournal.com]

[ Thanks for the poke. Now he's dropped the apple he was holding. LOOK OF CONFUSION. ]

...Huh?

[deathsdoctor]

[... What. The. HELL.]

... Mister Strawhat...

[Eyebrow ticking UP]

[omnislash-ver9.livejournal.com]

-... Nothing happens.-

I'm pretty sure that catchphrase is trademarked, bro.

[ action ] why the hell NOT.

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Dude. That kinda hurt. The grocery store is usually more sacred than this. ]

...what was that for?

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[D8 Ow.]

What the hell was that for, asshole?!

[Action, outside...somewhere.]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[......]

What...?

[doubleppk]

[Fujiko freezes in alarm, actually thinking it's a gun. When it doesn't go off though she's completely freaking out with a punch and pulling out her own gun, totally unaware it would do jack of course.]

DON'T DO THAT!

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, totally tilting his head and dodging that poke without thinking about it.]

I'm dead, huh. ...What're you wearing?