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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[You gonna pick on your poor, defenseless ol' chef, captain? 8| When he's cooking you a meal?]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[IN THIS LUFFY'S WORLD YOU'RE NOT HIS CREW! You're his... targets. Sure he fails at ever KILLING you guys but still.]

Black Leg Sanji-san! After much pursuit, you are definitely gonna die this time. In ten seconds.

Ten...

Nine...

Eight...

Seven...

Six...

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[On her way home from the bar. And wondering what the hell you're wearing.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Princessu Nami-chan! I am under direct orders to assassinate you! You will die the moment I remove my finger! I was sent to assassinate you for several documented accounts of...

[Let's see he had a list around here some-- oh here it is.]

Stealing, treachery, fraud, manipulation, causing an entire country to fall to anarchy, espionage, being a double agent, a re-doubled agent, a re-re-doubled agent, arson, vandalism, forgery-- phew. Hold on. [Flips over to the back of the page on the little note thing he's holding.]

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

[ asdfasdf. rubbing forehead! and just staring. ]

What was that for?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah, sorry. I was sent to assassinate the village so...

[You're going to have to die basically.

Well not exactly THIS village, but IT LOOKS SUPAH SIMILAR TO THE ONE BACK HOME.]

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[eternallysinned.livejournal.com]

Assassinate me why?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah, well I was hired to assassinate the village so I got to!

But if you want, we can be friends for the next ten seconds...

[sonatasedge]

... [Soul blinks at you.]

So you graduated from monkey suits...

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Monkey suit...? No, this is way better than a dumb monkey suit!

This is for my Stealth Ninja Camouflage Tactics!

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[That poke in the head gets met with a blink, and a reciprocated poke from a disembodied hand.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD WHAT.]

...!!!? I was caught off guard!

I didn't expect you to know that technique too! Where did you learn that, it takes seventeen years to master--! [Notice how he's only 17 in canon. Since he was born his parents like took control of his arms and made him lift little baby weights or something.]

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[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

[Scratches the back of his head.] You did what to ya' shin?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Eh? Oh, don't worry about your shin. It won't be damaged

[You head'll just explode obv.]

[risingspirit.livejournal.com]

[You may receive an elbow to the face before you finish those lines. Sorry about that...]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Stumbles back a little from the hit. Ow.]

I've seen you've grown somewhat used to my moves Coby-chan! But will you withstand THIS!? Dawn of the Lion Headed Fish Monkey! [Does an extremely weak punch since his strength is lacking but his SPEED. Oh gawd his speed is like LIGHTNING BRO.]

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[de_bel_survivor]

Luffy?

[What are you doing, interrupting his walk.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oi! Less than 20 people in the world know my name, who told you!?

[dragons-peak.livejournal.com]

[ Thanks for the poke. Now he's dropped the apple he was holding. LOOK OF CONFUSION. ]

...Huh?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Hm? What is it? You want me to tell your parents you love them...?

Ah, I should've asked you that first.

[deathsdoctor]

[... What. The. HELL.]

... Mister Strawhat...

[Eyebrow ticking UP]

1/2

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

L-Law-kun of the Shinobi Clan!? I never thought you'd get so wreckless--!

[omnislash-ver9.livejournal.com]

-... Nothing happens.-

I'm pretty sure that catchphrase is trademarked, bro.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What!? By who, I just made it up!

[ action ] why the hell NOT.

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Dude. That kinda hurt. The grocery store is usually more sacred than this. ]

...what was that for?

[ action ] FFFFFFFF

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Hn. I was sent to annihilate the village... Unfortunately that meant you too.

Would you like me to pray with you for safe massage?

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[D8 Ow.]

What the hell was that for, asshole?!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Empada [Emperor.] Choppah! You reign has come to an end!

[Action, outside...somewhere.]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[......]

What...?

[Action, outside...somewhere.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ah, it means "You're already dead".

[doubleppk]

[Fujiko freezes in alarm, actually thinking it's a gun. When it doesn't go off though she's completely freaking out with a punch and pulling out her own gun, totally unaware it would do jack of course.]

DON'T DO THAT!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry he's not rubber now! But he can bullet dodge. After the initial punch to the face he leans out the way of the gun.]

OI! Don't point that at me!

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, totally tilting his head and dodging that poke without thinking about it.]

I'm dead, huh. ...What're you wearing?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Damn you dodged

What I always wear! Roronoa Zoro! You've been hunting bounties for so long that now the only one with a bounty... IS YOU! I'm here to claim it!