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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

Wait. You're tryin' ta' assassinate me?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Well not just you! The whole village!

[Though it's not working out too well.]

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[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

Maybe yer' goin' 'bout it all wrong. How's ya' stance?

[Action] Ffff. I totally wrong icon'd before.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Eh? You think my stance messed it up?

[But ninjas have the bestest stance!]

[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

Well...ya' see, you're standin' in a way dat someone could countah ya' easily. What ya' want to do is stand so you got good balance...[Terry demonstrated such, feet apart and knees slightly bent. He then brought his arms up in a typical street fighter block-strike pose.]...and then have yer' hands so you can go in for the knock-out, BOOM!
[He threw a quick right hook, drawing his hand back in a flash.]
But ya' can keep yer guard up dis' way. Assassin don't always mean kill with da' first shot. Sometimes, it's all 'bout bein' able to take 'em down so dat you can get out wit'out a scratch.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But--!

There's no way a normal person should know this much! Are you saying you're a ninja too!?

[schwayginnis.livejournal.com]

Umm...let's jus' say I know a few ninjas.