gomugomunopwn | [Action]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It was way before we became friends though!

I-I didn't know we were gonna eventually become friends at the time!

But you're still willing to kill me despite these ~~shenanigans~~ obstacles?
I feel like...I lost all hope in life.

D-don't worry, I'll definitely find a way to reverse it so you don't die!

What if there is no reversal?!

Don't worry! Ninjas are capable of rethreading fabrics of time!

I just need preparation!

I don't want to die though.

I won't let you die!

[Does some awesome ninja hand signs.]

Moose Headed Tiger Bird Technique: Pentagon of Zeus!

...

...

...

Did anything happen?

Uh. I don't know.

Your body didn't split in half yet, so it must have worked!

You think so?

Yeah! I'm going to be "Elite Ninja" so stopping that technique was nothing!

How long have you been training?