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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

Comments

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

That's cheating though! You have to read them yourself!!

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

All right. I will.

[Ker-snatch. How are your fail-ninja reflexes against the reflexes of the best pickpocket in East Blue, Luffy?]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

THAT'S CHEATING TOO!

[Trying to steal it back nao! It's really just a badly written list of Princessu Nami's crimes which was written by himself because he got tired of trying to remember them all. The list of crimes consists of... just about everything eva!]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Teeheehee playing keep away, keep away, reading a note--] Now, let's see ... stealing, yes. Treachery, fraud, manipulation, yes. Causing an entire country to fall to anarchy... close enough. Espionage, all this double agent stuff... I guess vandalism counts, forgery definite yes ...nope. I'm still not an arsonist--

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Princessu Nami. Hey, am I rich?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Mn? Ah, yeah you're always out to make money so you're way more rich than you were as a princess.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I must have had a very poor country.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs.]

How should I know? I'm only the assassin.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Not a good one. Wasn't I meant to die when you removed your finger?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

It must just be a delay! I can't help that!

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Or it might just be that I sabotaged your ultimate weapon. You should write that down, too.