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[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character, before doing a hard poke into the side of their head with his index finger..]

Omae wa mou... shindeiru. [And then he's just gonna... wait for something to happen.]

[ooc: Meet fail ninja!Luffy! He's wearing a standard all black ninja outfit, but he still has his Strawhat. Only it's resting behind his head via string. For those who don't know, the technique is from the animanga Fist of the North Star where a person's head is bound to explode after being poked like this. Of course, yours won't though because he fails. IT MAY CAUSE A HEADACHE THOUGH WATCH OUT.

For characters who know Japanese he said "You're already dead". Tags will be supah slow thanks to Nano again. DON'T WORRY I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

Edit: Apparently it's mou, not mo. Sorry guys. And THANKS MY UNNAMED FRIEND. THANKS! GEEEEZ.]

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Yeah!

[Sits down at the table and ninjas a fork and knife in his hand.]

Let's eat!!

[Luffy, your fail is stupidly endearing. With a sigh, Sanji hands over the plate]

Just in case you've forgotten, you better ninja all that food off your plate, Luffy.

Of course, that's how ninjas always eat!!

[And swiping the food off his plate with lightning fast swipes!]

[If he hadn't seen that skill before, Sanji would be impressed.

... And what's this? Another plate in front of him? Now where did that come from?]

[OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.]

Wow, your food is really good! It's going to be way harder to try and kill you now.

Of course it's good! I'm one of the best chefs out there.

[fff? You? Kill him? A good thing Sanji can work around this]

You could always drop by for a meal instead of trying, y'know.

You... you would really feed your own assassin--!?

[mutters to himself] Not much different from feeding my own captain.

[then louder:]

Sure, why not? Just don't expect it fancy.

Ninjas have no need for fancy meals! We much prefer simple meals and snacks.

[Even though he's gobbling down the meals he prepared rather quickly.]

[A slow nod. And have another plate, ninja. It's almost like Sanji knows exactly how much to feed you]

That's it? Sounds like such a rough life.

Ah, yeah. Some say being a ninja is the toughest life imaginable!

[OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Oh yeah this is so tough.]

Maybe you should consider a job change.

I couldn't do that! I've been a ninja since birth!

But it is really what you wanna do?

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[Action] Ffff so late

[Action] gawd SM. 8| You suck

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