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Hey! Can I ask you villagers a question? Can any of you fry up a monster for me really quick? I found this guy out in the forest and he looks so yummy! I’ll share it with the person who does!

Anyway, I’ll bring 'im into town so you can see.

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[And sure enough, Luffy’s just casually strolling into the village carrying a knocked out beastie over his shoulder. He doesn’t know it’s only knocked out. He thought he had killed it. But unfortunately he didn't, and when it wakes up it’s probably not going to be too happy about being slung over the boy’s shoulder and dragged to the village.]

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[Ginko is, very typically, strolling around too. He's keeping to the perimeter of the forest, though, and not planning to have class today-- not after what other people have reported and the eyes he caught a glimpse of...

he's busy with such thoughts, when he SEES one of the creatures.

Being carried.

Over some kid's shoulder.]

O-oi.

Hn? Oh! Oi!

[Oh, hey he vaguely knows you kind of. He's giving you a wave. He thinks you're just giving him a friendly hello.]

[oooh, we are not letting go of this scene that easily. Just give him another half second to gape before cautiously edging closer, frowning deeply]

What are you doing with that thing?

Oh, this?

[He holds up the beastie slightly.]

I'm taking it to the village. Hopefully someone can fry it up for me.

--fry it..?

Did you really look at that and think you wanted to eat it? [staring at the creature, that looks like it's been stretched over a framework of haphazard bones] It looks like a genetic experiment gone awry.

Well I've already eaten the other animals in the forest! I thought this one might be a good change!

[And that demon dog is growling a tiny bit as it wakes up Ginko!]

[hoooooshit it's alive]

Jeez... [taking a step back] were you planning on eating it alive, too? [ANOTHER STEP BACK]

[There's a guy he hasn't heard from in a long while. And of course he's talking about food. Patient sigh.]

You found a monster in the forest.

Yeah, it looks kind of like a dog. You've seen 'em?

Not yet. Can you hold it up to the journal?

Yup, here it is!

[He holds up the beastie to the journal screen.]

And if you haven't seen it yet, you're definitely going to. [And then he laughs playfully. Not an ominous message at all. He can tell they're slowly getting closer to the village. As if they're migrating there.]

[Holy mother of--]

The hell is that?! [He didn't think you were serious about the monster part.]

I told you, a monster! Hahaha!

They're getting closer and closer to the village too! Better make sure your doors are locked!

Why are you sounding so damn exited about this? [Srsly, Luffy, you are a creeper]

... And I'm not cookin' that thing. You sure it's even dead? [It looks it! But how unfortunate it would be if Sir Caveman got his head bitten off]

Ahh, I just like seeing the villagers reactions to things! You guys get so worked up, even over little stuff like this. [Obv this is little.]

Aww, come on! I said I'd share it! And yeah, it's dead! [That is if you ignore the very low growling as it slowly starts to wake up.]

[He'd kick him right now if he could. They get worked up for a reason, you shitty cavema--]

... You're sure.. [Because he could've sworn he heard something.

And did that thing just twitch?...

Yes, yes it did.]

Luffy! Drop it now. That shitty thing's not dead.

Eh? It's not?

[And then he looks over at the beast and his glance is met with the strange animal looking back directly at him and growling. And a moment later it goes in to try and bite Luffy, at which point he drops the journal and the sound of a fight can be heard off screen.]

[That is until you hear a CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK! Not long afterwards Luffy is picking up the journal again.]

Man! You know I thought he was gonna take my head clean off for a second? Pheeeeew...

So anyway, you sure you can't cook it?

[... 8|]

No, I am not gonna cook that thing, idiot. "Where did it come from?" "Is it safe to eat?" "Why is it here?"

Those are the questions you're supposed to ask!

[He just laaaughs.]

But Sanji! If I asked that, no one would know the answers anyway!

[He's probably one of the first to have seen it Sanji! MAN! You so dumb!]

[he can't deny this is a fair point ~~damn you, caveman~~. However, Luffy, your stupid still reigns supreme]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't think them anyway! Use that shitty brain in your head, Luffy!

...

Anyway, that thing doesn't have enough meat on it. [staring at in in clear disdain] You're not gonna get much of a meal no matter who you drag it to.

[Oh hello, familiar voice--wait, what?]

A... monster? In the forest?

Yeah, these weird dog things just started showing up today-- oh! Here's one!

[He's going to hold the dog he knocked out up to the journal and moves it's mouth with his hands.]

Noeeeel~! I'm gonna bite yoooou grrrrrr!

[DFHFLKSDHIFKHDSIH SHRIEK]

L-Luffy, stop it!

[He'll put the doggy down now.]

Shishishi. Don't worry it's knocked out! It can't really bite you.

[Oh, she thought you killed it. 8|]

But I've never seen anything like that out in the forest before. Why is it there...?

[He did too until it woke up before!]

I dunno. Maybe to get on the villagers' nerves.

To get on our nerves...?

Yeah, you know. How you guys are always whining about things.

[EXCUSE ME] We're not always "whining" about things!

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