[Action/Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Voice]

Hey! Can I ask you villagers a question? Can any of you fry up a monster for me really quick? I found this guy out in the forest and he looks so yummy! I’ll share it with the person who does!

Anyway, I’ll bring 'im into town so you can see.

[Action]

[And sure enough, Luffy’s just casually strolling into the village carrying a knocked out beastie over his shoulder. He doesn’t know it’s only knocked out. He thought he had killed it. But unfortunately he didn't, and when it wakes up it’s probably not going to be too happy about being slung over the boy’s shoulder and dragged to the village.]

Comments

[voice]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I told you, a monster! Hahaha!

They're getting closer and closer to the village too! Better make sure your doors are locked!

[voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Why are you sounding so damn exited about this? [Srsly, Luffy, you are a creeper]

... And I'm not cookin' that thing. You sure it's even dead? [It looks it! But how unfortunate it would be if Sir Caveman got his head bitten off]

[voice]

[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I just like seeing the villagers reactions to things! You guys get so worked up, even over little stuff like this. [Obv this is little.]

Aww, come on! I said I'd share it! And yeah, it's dead! [That is if you ignore the very low growling as it slowly starts to wake up.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[He'd kick him right now if he could. They get worked up for a reason, you shitty cavema--]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... You're sure.. [Because he could've sworn he heard something.

And did that thing just twitch?...

Yes, yes it did.]


Luffy! Drop it now. That shitty thing's not dead.

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[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

Eh? It's not?

[And then he looks over at the beast and his glance is met with the strange animal looking back directly at him and growling. And a moment later it goes in to try and bite Luffy, at which point he drops the journal and the sound of a fight can be heard off screen.]

[voice]

[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

[That is until you hear a CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK! Not long afterwards Luffy is picking up the journal again.]

Man! You know I thought he was gonna take my head clean off for a second? Pheeeeew...

So anyway, you sure you can't cook it?

[voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[... 8|]

No, I am not gonna cook that thing, idiot. "Where did it come from?" "Is it safe to eat?" "Why is it here?"

Those are the questions you're supposed to ask!

[voice]

[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

[He just laaaughs.]

But Sanji! If I asked that, no one would know the answers anyway!

[He's probably one of the first to have seen it Sanji! MAN! You so dumb!]

[voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he can't deny this is a fair point damn you, caveman. However, Luffy, your stupid still reigns supreme]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't think them anyway! Use that shitty brain in your head, Luffy!




...

Anyway, that thing doesn't have enough meat on it. [staring at in in clear disdain] You're not gonna get much of a meal no matter who you drag it to.