[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Whoppershippers?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yeah! That's what old guys like me call young people like you!

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Luffy, you're confusing Selphie and she stares at you as such.]

But you're not old.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yes I am. Don't you see my beard? [He strokes it.] You know how old you have to be to get one like this?

[Just ignore the strings that have to go behind his head to keep it on.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Selphie looks at Luffy with the blankest look to end all blank looks.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

You have to be at least over one hundred I think. There's probably one at the item shop if you want one. It won't be like mine though.

[Because his isn't fake at all.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I thought you were wearing a fake beard, Luffy!

[Thanks for confirming it!]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

I keep telling you it's not fake!

[And he strokes it some more which actually knocks it off it's foundation a little bit.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I hate to break it to ya, but your beard is falling off.

[She points to the place where it's falling off.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

WHAT!?

[He turns away and starts to straighten it out a bit, before turning back to her. Hopefully he's straightened it out enuff now.]

How is it now?