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[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

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[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

...Greetings, gatekeeper.

[Itachi stops, arms crossed over his chest, still playing the part of a Native American trickster.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Man of Red Eyes---

[... is that a bird hat that guys wearing?]

Ah! Are you a part of the bird hat people village, lad? [He didn't just make that up honest.] Strong race of people those are! I've had to fight many in my day.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[And Flynn just wanted to leave the store and get back to being somewhat villainous to the best of his ability after getting a snack. And what does he have blocking his path? Luffy, of course. And it's Luffy spouting nonsense to boot. Isn't that just a grand sight that Flynn would surely appreciate.

Yeah, no.] What nonsense are you yelling? I will pass if I wish! [And as if to prove his point, he's going to attempt to walk right past him without another word.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

And I said NO!!

[He's just going to block his path so he can't get back.]

Don't you know the mere twinkle of my nose could move mountains child? Imagine what a sneeze would do to you!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Luffy, do you mind? She has to go give mikans to princesses, damn you. Nami pauses in the doorway and eyes him.]

Why not?

1/3

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Because.... it's dangerous!

[See! He has logic on his side.]

But I know you won't stay by normal means! So behold!!! [He holds out the staff sideways.] The power of my staff...

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

AS IT TURNS INTO A MIGHTY SNAKE!!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Drops it on the ground.

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[ahardwiredheart]

[Well this is a surprise. He was leaving the the stall in a public bathroom. Yeah I want to make Luffy block him there just to make things awkward.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Ffffffff.

Well if you're just gonna stand there not saying anything, then he's gonna watch you not saying anything.]

[lost-pig-boy.livejournal.com]

Why not? I have a girl to find?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

A girl? Why would I tell you to find a girl...?

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Do you want to find a girl? [Because he can just... have you search for people randomly. He hasn't seen Noel in a while actually.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Okaaaaaay. There's no need to shout though.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Really? Ah, sorry sorry. I thought you would try to barge your way through!

You know how you whoppershippers get.

[i_am_not_cute]

[First off, IT'S THE LIBRARY, YOU DUMMY, STOP YELLING.

Secondly...]

Um...why not?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

If you go out there you could get turned into a frog! Or a wolf might blow your house down!

placeholder I gotta nap before I collapse......

[hiken_ace]

[Luffy, how could you. Ace has birds to sing to and flowers to pick.

No lie, he's got a basket and everything.]

But it's such a nice day out!

S'cool!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

No it's not! It's all kind of weird stuff going on, just stay in there.

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[You dare to block a dragon's path? Or, at least, a person who's wearing dragon-like armour who thinks she's a dragon. At any rate, Erza's irritated by this old man who thinks he can stop her.]

Do not meddle with dragons, fool, unless you wish to experience an early and painful demise. [Even when she thinks that she's a giant lizard, Erza's still overly dramatic.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

A DRAGON!?

[You look a little different from a regular dragon, but whatever.]

I knew I sensed dragon somewhere nearby! I back down from no man or beast, lad! If you want to get by you'll have to go through me! And that's like a pebble trying to go through a mountain!

[magiconcehad.livejournal.com]

[... what.]

Uh... are you sure...? I'm getting kind of stir-crazy in here...

[She knows how crazy it is out there. She's been turned into a crocodile already. And seen the friend of hers from downstairs walking around in his underwear while swearing up and down he was fully clothed.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure. If you go outside it'll be really dangerous!

[You could get wrapped up in some kind of odd fairytale. DO YOU WANT SUCH A FATE TO BEFALL YOU!?]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

[Caesar stares. What's with all this yelling? He was just going outside to play with his dog, man.]

Why not?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[NO DOG PLAYING WHILE LUFFY IS AROUND.]

Because! Outside is really weird right now. [wavewave]

[manmade-angel.livejournal.com]

[She... she can't...? But there's nothing to eat in the house!]

[manmade-angel.livejournal.com]

[But he seems very serious with his stick and his beard and all the yelling... she really can't leave, can she?]

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[fierybluebird]

But it's boring here. I need to run around and be free. [Not fly? If Gandalf!Luffy wasn't bad enough, that has to be suspicious.]

Come on, don't you want to find more adventure? [Insatiable urge to give "heroes" a ride. Check. Although you think he'd be more intimidated by the yelling.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Ohohohoho. I've had over one hundred years of adventure, lad! You'll understand too when you get to my age! You have plenty of time to go out for adventure!

[Strokes his beard.]

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

[...Well, he was just exiting the bar. For once in his life.

And then this. There's a long pause and some amused staring.]

...Wow. I don't think I've heard that one before.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

SHANKS!

Did you see all the stuff that's going on? It's definitely a bad idea to go out right now. [Yuuup. He's telling a Yonko that something is too dangerous to go out into.]

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

[Opening the door to his apartment and...

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What.]

...............what.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

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What?

[He thought he made himself pretty clear there with the whole You Shall Not Leave thing.]