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[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]

[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

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[His voice was louder as he got into the moment.]

Are you trying to distract me? Are you looking for someone to bug? Or perhaps you're trying to make a new friend?
Why do you go to such lengths when there are much less extreme methods? Do you really think confining one into small space really gets you anywhere?

[He's not going to let you speak, you know? Not until he's done.]

If you really wanted to keep me safe, then what about the other people of Luceti?

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