[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

O-oi, what are you crying for!?

[You're acting like you zapped you with wizardry strong enough to break oceans apart! He could do that you know!]

[manmade-angel.livejournal.com]

[Precisely why wizards are so scary! When she was trapped in her 'tower', Nill was almost certain that a wizard had locked the doors and cast that spell to cause the thorns to grow so quickly and thick. And now that wizard had arrived at her door and was trying to trap her again!]

[She shakes her head--Nill isn't going back if she can help it! She grabs the umbrella she keeps by the door and attempts to whack the evil wizard with it.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[whacked, whacked, whacked.]

Ow-- OI! What are you doing, stop that! Is this how you treat your elders!?

[manmade-angel.livejournal.com]

[And, of course, Nill stops once she's told to stop. Though she does hold the umbrella to her defensively. Even if she shouldn't hit her elders with umbrellas, she doesn't want to go back to being trapped in a tower.]

[She shifts the umbrella into the crook of her elbow and gets out her notecards. She writes one really quickly (and sloppily, given she's trying to balance an umbrella) and hands it to the wizard: 'Please let me go out, I don't want to go back to the tower.']

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Okay he'll just read that then.... WTF.]

What tower, I'm not gonna put you in a tower! Is that what you're getting worked up about?

[manmade-angel.livejournal.com]

[Yes, that is indeed what she's getting worked up about. She spent enough time locked in a tower, thank you. And wandering around with thorn bushes growing around her. It had to be a wizard, right? Wizards cast evil spells like that all the time.]

[Nill lowers the umbrella a little, visibly relieved that she isn't going to go back to a tower. But then... she gets a strange look on her face, sets the umbrella aside, and writes again: 'If you aren't going to put me back in the tower, why can't I leave?']

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

You love to write don't you? I'm never gonna be able to keep reading with these old man eyes.

[And then he reaches into his robe pocket and puts some glasses on... upside down]

Okay, let's see.[Readreadread.] Oh, because it's dangerous outside!