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[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? [Did he just call him a big ship? He's pretty sure he did.] Anyway, if it gets that bad, isn't that exactly what I'm supposed to do?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Well yeah if you want to run away like a raccoon with it's tail cut off lad!

[He ttly didn't make up that saying or anything.]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

[Give him a minute as he tries to understand how that makes sense.]

...so it won't be that bad after all?

[He's pretty sure an animal can survive with its tail cut off.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Geez, what's wrong with you kids these days!? That's not good at all that's really bad!

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

What can I say? We're a rebellious bunch. [Ahaha, yeah, right. :|] Is this part of some kind of story? Maybe you should try this during other experiments.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Eh...? Why would it be part of a story?

But with all the stuff going on, you could get hurt by this one! There's no time to wait lad!

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

Is it really that dangerous? [He crosses his arms. Hmm...] Everyone's acting really rather stupid, but not dangerous.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Are you SERIOUS? You didn't see the dragon that's been around since the Earth was a puddle????,

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

... [The logical part of Caesar knows it's been a pretty long time since there was last a dragon actually wandering around Luceti (regardless of this puddle business). However...] There's a dragon here?

[For some reason, he feels compelled to believe this guy anyway.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's a dragon! I was just speaking to her a while before coming here!

How you not notice a dragon walking around? [Even if she's not really a dragon shhhh.]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

A talking dragon?

[That sounds vaguely suspicious...

...but only vaguely. There's no reason not to believe him! Apparently!]