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[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]

[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

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That sounds really lame. Don't you ever want to run free?

Birds are supposed to be free you know.

Ohohohoho! Run? You expect an old man like me to run lad!?

[Even if he's been running around all day stopping people from leaving places.]

You can be free anytime! Just wait until all the crazy stuff stops!

Well what if I carry you then?

Oh yeah, I almost forgot in my old age that you can do that.

...

Well as long as you're supervised by me, going out should be okay right?

[Oh Luffy. So old at the old old age... of 19. You're making this man at least twice that age feel immortal. Or maybe it's the permanent phoenix thing.]

Yes, definitely. [Nod nod nod.] This way we can go find other people who need saving. And protect them from danger.

YOSH!! If I've been saving most people by myself, then it shouldn't take us anytime at all together!

Aye! Exactly lad-- I mean... Sir. Eh, what do you want to go by Luffy?

[Stretches out his wings that he won't even be using and offers a ride.]

Hmm...

CAPTAIN WIZARD LUFFY!

Wow. [Deadpan phoenix.] Cool name.

All right Captain Wizard Luffy, where do you want to go and protect people?

Ahh, well I've been protecting people all day, so I'm starting to burn up all my breakfast!

Let's go to the shops for food first! [Alright, Taxi-cab Pheonix!]

Great! I want to find some carrots! [Why carrots? He doesn't really, but whatever. Giving Luffy a ride and running around... instead of flying :|]

Why would you want to find carrots when there's free meat--

[Hmmm. You know, something is awfully strange about this ride Marco is giving him.]

...

Oi. Don't you usually fly around?

Not really in a meat mood.

Usually, yeah. [Annnnd keeps running. It's like a spot-billed duck squad ride.]

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