[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

[Oh, did he not hear him? Maybe Japan should be a little more assertive...!! Or maybe he'll just keep staring for a minute.]

....What...are you doing?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Stopping you from leaving! You didn't hear me?

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[Japan stops and looks at Luffy.]

................Are you stopping many people from leaving?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've been stopping a lot of people. No one would ever stay safe otherwise.

[It's the truth.]

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

This is amazing...! Finally someone else who understands the importance of staying indoors!

[Say hello to Japan, the king of seclusion.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Wow, so you've already figured it out for yourself? Can you believe everyone was giving me trouble about making them stay inside?

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm a long standing fan of being indoors.

And it is a shame they are giving you such trouble. I am glad you are helping them realize this important thing.

I would help, but that would involve leaving the apartment...

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oh, no don't do that, it's too dangerous!

You should just stay inside! And hide under the covers if you have to! There's dragons out here you know!

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

D-Dragons?! T-There are dragons now?!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

How could you not notice something like that? You're not very bright are you, boy?

[4000excuses.livejournal.com]

...I don't go outside.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

....

Pffffthahaha. Oh yeah, you don't do you? I almost forgot about that. Okay, well you keep staying in doors okay? You're a good deal smarter than most of these people, lad! [He kinda just laughed at you and complimented you at the same time.]