[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I was just surprised that's all! How can an old man like me have a strong grip anyway?!

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

If you don't have a strong grip and advertise your age, then don't act mighty.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Don't talk to your elders like that! Do you know of the power I wield dummy!?

[And then he is gonna clunk him upside the head with the staff.]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Did he just--] Don't hit me with that poor excuse of a "staff"! [He might be trying to backhand it away again.] I don't care what power you wield when you clearly don't know how to use it!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah!? Well why don't I turn you into a goat?!

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[That would be silly, so please don't.] I dare you to try.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

FINE! Take this!

[Now he's gonna try to hit you with the staff. There, that'll turn you into a goat for shure!!!]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Flynn is going to backstep to dodge the staff. Yeah.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[And then he's going to lose his balance and fall down.]

AH! MY BACK! [Even if he is rubber.]

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Is that all you have to offer? [Can he leave yet.]