gomugomunopwn: <user name=mikangirl> (STEP THE FECK AWAY FROM THE COOKIES)
gomugomunopwn ([personal profile] gomugomunopwn) wrote2011-09-30 03:25 am

[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!








[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-09 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[.......okay, yeah, pulling that beard down now because LUFFY THAT IS JUST BULLSHIT.]

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[WTF. NO HIS BEARD.]

...

EHHHH!!!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FACE!!??

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Luffy, you idiot! It's a fake beard! Your face is fine!

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT!? Then what happened to my real one?!

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-10 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god he's gonna get such a headache.]

You never had a beard. Unless you eat something weird that gives you one.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT!? So if I've never had a beard then-- this is an experiment!?

[Aw come on, that's stupid. He liked his beard. =|]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure. Why else do you think I'm walking around in this? [Points to his dress. Isn't pink such a lovely color on him.]

Though, you did look pretty funny with that beard. We'll get you another one later.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, right the dress. [He had almost forgotten about that. He nods.]

...

[And then he's just going to burst out laughing.]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-13 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah. Enjoy it while you can Luffy. He'll get you for this when he actually wants to hit things again.]

Shut it.

1/2

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[That still isn't going to make him stop loling Ace.

LOOOOOOOOOOL--]

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT--! If the Malnosso have been putting weird stuff on people-- I gotta warn Nami! If they ever put a beard on her...

[Oh gawd, the horror. He can just--]

I GOTTA GO! [And now he's running off as fast as he can.]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-10-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Thinks for a minute.] Actually, Nami would look hilarious in one of those.

[Wait, where the hell is he going.] Oi, Luffy!?! [He sighs.]

DON'T GET INVOLVED IN TOO MUCH CRAZY SHIT! [......what is he saying, it's Luffy.]