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[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

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[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that's a good one. She'll make a mental note to use that line later.] Well, I... [She can't think of anything to top that which wouldn't contradict what she's already said.] ...I need to leave, and you cannot stop me! [And trying to push her way past Luffy... which might not work too well, seeing as he's made of rubber.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Normally that wouldn't work... But you forget that now he's an old man!

...so he falls over onto the ground. And starts rolling in pain.]

AH-- MY BACK! I think it snapped! [Even if he is rubber, shhh.]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[Erza laughs hysterically.] That is the weak point of all mages! They focus on techniques and spells to the point where they forget to train their bodies! [Someone from her own series used that exact same logic... moments before Natsu punched their lights out. Regardless, she steps over Luffy and continues on her way.]