[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

Comments

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

Ow! [WHAT THE-- rubbing chin]

You punk! My hair's real!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, so is mine! So we're even!

[Though he wonders why it didn't hurt when he pulled his whole beard off his face.]

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

Yours isn't real, I can pull it right off! [Pulling that beard with the intention of making it snap right back to Luffy's face. >:|]

1/2

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

No you can't--

[And when it snaps back into place that's going to knock his head back slightly and cause him to massage his poor face.]

Ow that stung-- [Wait, wha--] How did you do that???

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

EHHHH!?

A NEW FORM OF HAKI!? [IS THAT POSSIBLE?]

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

[...wow.

He can deadpan this.]

Yes. How'd you know?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

...

No, it can't be. Old Man Rayleigh would've definitely told me about it during the training. [He starts messing his white Gandalf beard.] Then how did you do that...

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

Want me to do it again so you can find out?