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[So sometime after this Luffy is going to go find his journal and camp out on a branch up in a tree for a bit so he can make an entry. The feed will be a little obscure until he’s actually able to flip the journal around the correct way.]

There we go. Oi, guys! It’s me, I’m back again! And I had the strangest time back home too. I had to fight this weird clown guy and-- ahh, I’ll tell you later! Anyway, did I miss anything? I haven’t been gone for years or something right? [And he let’s out a chuckle.] I can’t imagine how awkward that’d be...

[…]

Oh, yeah! So I need some major help with something. How do you enter into school? I want to learn this really cool thing, but I’m gonna need school to do it. I only need to know math and science though. I don’t need all that other stuff, so do I just talk to Raine, or can I walk in one day?

[And with that, he'll close the journal and wait for replies! If anyone needs him, he's going to be at the dressing room for a while so he can get his clothes back! And after that point he's going to walk back to the Strawhat house, so feel free to catch him at any point!]

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[Puffs up his feathery little chest.]

I was trying to fly! You wanna fight? I'll peck you!

[Small distracted pause.] Your hat looks familiar, yoi. But you don't have a mustache like Daddy's. Are you a fanboy?

Peck me!?

[Oh the laughter now.]

You really aren't too smart are you!? [As if that would hurt him! But what he's saying is getting him curious though.] Hnnn. Why would wearing a hat make me a fan of anyone-- [Oh wait, is he talking about Shanks or something? It's the only one that comes to mind.] Oi, what did you say your name was?

[PECKS!]

[Yeah, it wouldn't generally hurt anyone, much less Luffy. But it's the thought that counts! Fear his tiny rage!]

Marco, yoi. [Puffs up angrily. He'll fight you man. Fight you so much.]

MARCO?!

[He's just going to ignore all the pecking and laugh otu loud even harder.]

What the hell did they do to you?! You're so small!

[Oh his god. You're laughing at him?! Marco puffs up even more, but Luffy IS acting like one of his brothers, and damn Robin was right that he knew a lot of people in this place. So he won't keep pecking. And Luffy seems friendly....ish.]

I'll be even bigger than Pops and Jozu one day you'll see!! [Lol nope. But he will try valiantly.]

Who are you, eh? What crew are you in? Roger's?

How would you live here if you were bigger than Whitebeard?? You'd tear down your house every time you went in!

[Gawd Marco simple logic come on!]

Nah, I'm with my own crew. The Strawhats!

I'd get a different one! A bigger one, yoi! Up in the mountains and really big!

So you are a fanboy? [He says with the tattoo and everything. Because he is clearly one to talk.] Or is it a coincidence?

Who'd build a house on top of a mountain!

And will you cut it out with the fanboy stuff already!? [He never even HEARD of that word until now!] Don't let anyone hear you say that either, are you trying to make me seem like a weirdo?

ME!

[HUFFS and flails about to try to sit on Luffy.] I don't know what you mean, yoi. [But he'll drop it.]

You're Robin and Sanji's captain?

Yup! Did they tell you about me?

[Otherwise how else would he know and stuff.]

Yes! Are you really a captain? You're kind of small.

Sanji and Robin are almost as cool as my brothers though, so you must be very strong to be their captain, eh? What kind of things have you defeated?

... Oi, you're smaller than I am!

Yup! I'm VERY strong! [He rubs his chin at the question though.] Well. I've beet up a lot of stuff. Huuuge animals, giants... oh! I even beat up god one time!

But I'm not a captain, yoi! And one day I'll be even bigger than Daddy and Jozu combined so I can carry them around!

[Oh okay, disappointment gone. Sparkle eyes get.] REALLY?! [And he called Luffy a fanboy oy vey.] God and giants too?! WOW!

Yup, giants too!

Heh. Didn't the Old Man teach you? It doesn't matter how big you are! All that really matters is if you can send a bastard flying. [And then he's going to pat at the bulging bicep muscle.]

Yes! He did. That's why I'm second in command. But I still want to be able to carry them someday.

Wait! You know Papa?

Not really. I only ever met him one time, but I've heard a lot of stories about 'em!

[Since you know, he's kind of a super famous pirate and all that!]

Oh, okay! He's the best, yoi!

What did you say your name is again? You're kind of like Shanks. But cooler and less annoying.

At least you don't have a fake copycat mustache like Roger! Papa's is way better, yoi.

[........ yeah...]

Monkey D. Luffy! And don't forget it, because I'm gonna be the next Pirate King!

Oi, oi, Roger didn't copy anyone what are you going on about! [Roger was the most original guy ever alright.]

Yes he did! His mustache isn't even a moon like Papa's! It's just silly and curly!

[Laughs~]

[And then.] What's a pirate king? [... Yeah. Marco's generally pretty old huh.]

Oooh the moon? Is that what he's trying to make it look like? Why doesn't he cut it in the shape of a whole circle then?

What do you mean what's a Pirate King? Rogers the King. [Oh wait. Hmm. Does he even know about Roger now that he thinks about it? Geez how old IS Marco anyway?]

Because the moon is better when it's only a sliver and smiling. Duh. Besides, full circle mustaches would look dumb. [Whereas crescent moon mustaches are the height of fashion, evidently.]

[Have a continued blank stare Luffy. Marco is REALLY ~~mysteriously~~ old as hell. As it is, the Malnosso just gave him a time-smoosh since he's probably older than 40-something.] Rogers is just Rogers. Not as cool as Papa. He's not a King at anything. And pirates don't have royalty, yoi. That'd be weird!

And how would you know, you've probably never even seen one

[It's probably the coolest thing ever.]

Hahahahaha! Wow how behind ARE you!? Ah, well. I'm not gonna spoil anything. You're just gonna have to find out when you're older.

Okay I dare you to wear one. [Hahahahaha Have fun with that Luffy. He will just laugh at you.]

[And sort of a long pause, and much much quieter. He's had a lot about the future spoiled for him already. And not in a fun way.] Is it something good?

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