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[So sometime after this Luffy is going to go find his journal and camp out on a branch up in a tree for a bit so he can make an entry. The feed will be a little obscure until he’s actually able to flip the journal around the correct way.]

There we go. Oi, guys! It’s me, I’m back again! And I had the strangest time back home too. I had to fight this weird clown guy and-- ahh, I’ll tell you later! Anyway, did I miss anything? I haven’t been gone for years or something right? [And he let’s out a chuckle.] I can’t imagine how awkward that’d be...

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Oh, yeah! So I need some major help with something. How do you enter into school? I want to learn this really cool thing, but I’m gonna need school to do it. I only need to know math and science though. I don’t need all that other stuff, so do I just talk to Raine, or can I walk in one day?

[And with that, he'll close the journal and wait for replies! If anyone needs him, he's going to be at the dressing room for a while so he can get his clothes back! And after that point he's going to walk back to the Strawhat house, so feel free to catch him at any point!]

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...yeah.

Oi, how did you know that, did you go back home too, Smokey?? [He actually has no idea at what point Smokey really arrived in.]

I have my ways. [Vaguey vague stalker threats. He taps your every phone call Luffy. Robin was right about not picking up the den den mushi. Then again, if Luffy hadn't, then you all wound have wound up getting caught by Smoker anyway. Oops.]

Are you talking about Caesar Clown?

[Please say no. Because Smoker doesn't want that jackass to be back, much less doing the same dumb shit that made the island inhabitable in the first place. Oh, and if Luffy's fighting him, then Smoker's not really sure where his justice sides again, because it's kind of a Crocodile situation, what with the world being in danger. Damn it, why can't he just catch Straw-Hat without everyone ever getting in the way? Yeah, he's pretty much resigned to the idea that it might be Caesar now. Fuck his life. And Straw-Hat's knack for magnetically attracting all those people and making Smoker's life hard. /Grumbles everywhere.]

Yeah that's the jerk's name.

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Hey, does that mean you remember everything? Because you were there too!

Damn it.

Tch. Of course I was there, idiot, I told you I'd catch you.

And yeah, I remember... some. Not everything. [Well Luffy's always honest with him so he can't help being honest back. Stupid honor. And Smoker's mind's already racing with how Caesar could be there and he should probably ask Luffy how long Caesar's operations have been going, but the kid probably wasn't paying much attention if Smoker was there. Fuck it. Another time and place far far away.]

Are you really still all serious about trying to catch me after all this time??

[How dedicated of a Marine can you BE Smokey.]

Come on give it a rest man... [And he's saying that in a sort of sincere way as if he's trying to help YOU out.]

[The most dedicated EVER. He will make Garp look errant in his duties man.]

Shut up, I didn't say I'd arrest you here.

But in the New World, definitely.

[To note; he doesn't even bother saying Punk Hazard. Yeah, he can see how this is going. Again, fuck his life and such. And he doesn't even know about being Tashigi yet :| oops.]

Hah! But you aren't going to catch me in either place, Smokey!

[Oh wait. While they're still on this subject he has something important to ask. And it looks like he's trying his best not to giggle.]

H-hey, Smokey. Do you remember... you know. That glasses person. [And that might not make a lot of sense because he's failing to hold back his giggles.]

What, Tashigi? Yes, brat, I remember my second in command.

[Aren't YOU the one with the memory problem? Idiot.]

[Oh god. The laughter he's holding back.]

Well back home you-- hehe-- I guess it doesn't matter. I mean, you've been a girl once before, right?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

It's Law! He switches your bodies back home!

So you're Tashigi, and she's YOU! [And this is obviously the funniest thing ever.]

What the fuck are you yammering on about?

[More importantly, could Law do that here? After the Malnosso switched him and Robin he's gotten an unpleasant taste of the plausibility of that. STILL. AS TASHIGI? Oh hell no.]

On second thought. Save it.

I don't want to know.

[Or he does. And he doesn't. Fuck his life.]

Did you really defeat Caesar Clown already? What was he doing on that island, and why was Law there in the first place? Is he one of your crew now?

[IMPORTANT THINGS HERE.]

I almost did. I was too careless though, and he got the better of me. I won't make the same mistake next time.

You're gonna have to ask Law all that stuff whenever he goes back home. But nah, he's not on the crew. We just have an alliance now!

"Just" he says.

Tch. If I haven't told you back home already, Caesar on the loose doesn't bode well for anyone.

Which, if history prove anything, you'll invite him to your crew just like Nico Robin.

[Grumps about forever. Nothing cheers him evidently.]

Oi, Smokey, you know Robin is different from Caesar! I didn't even fight Robin once back on Alabasta.

[Yeah see! Now why would he invite someone into the crew when he has to beat them up huh? Geeeez. ~~Franky doesn't count~~]

How is this supposed to be reassuring?

I dunno. I'd just rather kick his ass than have him join up.

Did you initially plan to have Nico Robin join you?

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