gomugomunopwn | [Voice]

Ahhh, so I see there were some people who fell for it anyways. I don't really get all this "different times" stuff at all, and I'm not even sure if staying here is doing anything in my world or not, but those Malnosso bastards have kept me in this place for over a year now. They separated me from all the friends I had back home and in the time I spent here, I made even more friends. Some of the ones from my world are even here too! But then this portal thing pops up and tells me I have to forget all my new friends and the memories I made here with them!? Who the hell would do that!!?

[You may notice a wide grin appearing on his face] That's why I would never leave any of the friends I made here if I can help it. They all mean as much to me as the friends from my home world. Abandoning them to rot in a place like this would make me a hypocrite for calling them a "friend" in the first place. Heheh. The only way I can leave peacefully is if I kick those Malnosso's asses and return all of them home first. Last time I was sent home, everything was fine anyway, so it's best not to worry about it too much. We should spend more time trying to beat up the people who brought us here than just giving up and being so naive like that.

Besides, how long have some of you been here to fall for a trap this dumb? Did you forget it was almost time for one of these anyway? Is half this town fulla idiots? You guys must be reeeeaaally stuuuu~~uupid! [Have a variety of teasingly mocking faces now]

[Edit: Decided to edit over it juuuuust a bit]

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[Way to go, Luffy. Start out with a speech that doesn't sound half bad and degrade to mocking the populace. Admittedly, he's right, but even she had doubts.]

I think they know they shoudn't have trusted it by now, Luffy.

Why'd they trust it anyway?

Desperation, I guess. And threatening their homes probably didn't go down too well.

Well they over think things too much.

The only way to get out of here without being sent back, is by beating the Malnosso. You'll have to be an idiot not to know that much by now.

A lot of people who tried to go through are pretty new, Luffy. They might not know that.

[Have a whiny complainant voice. He still thinks it's pretty dumb.] Hnnnnnnnnn. I guess.

[Ffff. Oh, Luffy. We love you anyway. ...sort of.]

Well, I guess at least some really unlikable people went through it, too.

I hope Kefka went in too.

[James too actually. But he wasn't sure about her feelings on him yet. Best avoid any unnecessary injuries]

Kefka did go through.

Really?!

[Laughing]

Maybe he'll sound like a horse!

Hmm, I dunno. I think he's up to something. He went into it knowing what would happen.

But if you go into it, you should make animal noises right? So he should be making animal noises now.

True.

...maybe he'll hiss like a snake.

[Gonna look away while waving dismissively. This is mostly to himself but maybe she might hear it]

Oi, that's something that's a little better suited for you don't ya think? [Not in the sense that's she's distrustful, but more in the sense that she can be VERY cold sometimes. And evil. Or at least it appears that way. Matter of fact she can be deceptive too actually. Freaking Nami always conning him into owing money]

Edited 2009-11-29 03:57 (UTC)

[Hey, she totally hasn't done that since you RUINED HER COAT, Luffy. But lucky for you that Nami of the high fever and rattling cough isn't quite perceptive enough to hear that entire comment.]

Sorry, who was that?

[What about Happiness Punch huh?! WHAT ABOUT HAPPINESS PUNCH!? That's totally taking advantage of what little teenage hormones he happens to possess!]

Shishi. Nothing.

Have you been feeling any better? You still look sick.

[The ~~Shiawase~~ Happiness Punch was well deserved and you know it, you little voyeur.]

Actually, I'm feeling a lot better. Sound really bad, but that's just the cough I think. Chopper says as long as I avoid the cold air outside I'll probably be fine in a couple days.

[Hey, he was just doing what everyone else was doing! Going with the flow so to speak!]

But you'll miss all the fun if you stay in the house too long! What if someone builds an igloo?!

I'll miss even more fun if I give myself pneumonia. Besides, if someone builds an igloo you can tell me all about it.

Alright, but as the captain I say you should get better quicker!

Yes, captain.