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[Action/Voice]: Showdown

[Luffy is walking out into the cold, after refilling on some meat and stops in the dead center of the shopping plaza]

OOOOOOI-- [Oh, oops. Better close the journal THIS time.]

OOOOOOOOOI! THAT GUY WITH THE LONG BLOND BRAID! THAT IDIOT WHO BEAT UP NAMI AND HER FRIEND! GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR AAAASSSSSS!! [Alright, good good. He likes the way that went... OH RIGHT. Opening his journal again]

[Voice]

Oh, Guy. Nami won't make it to the date.

[Awesome. FLAWLESS VICTORY. Now he just has to wait for them to show up because they will obviously do that. Feel free to bother him while he's waiting]

[ooc: Oh, as a side note, Yuber or V-13 don't have to come out or anything. Hell, he's probably not even anywhere close to them. But ya know, Luffy is just awesome like that]

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I-it was that loud!?

If Nami hears she'll be really mad... [He kinda forgot Moro has sensitive ears but ya know]

You're seeking something?

These guys have been picking on my friends so I'm gonna kick their ass.

[~~Why is that face so moe when he says that~~ Moro approves.]

Hmmhmm. A good hunter seeks his prey rather than chasing it off with such a loud challenge.

[~~That's his uh... shit's about to get real face. Yeah!~~]

So... I have to find them and THEN attack! I have to be like... a liiooon.

[...We have no clue what a lion is, but okay.]

Like a wolf. Stalk your prey, wait for them to lower their guard and then strike fast enough that they can't react.

You could likely choke them the way massive serpents do to make their prey black out.

I don't know if I wanna choke them, but...

[That strategy gives him an idea]

But that does give me an idea.

Is that so?

Yeah. I have a perfect idea on how to become like a... wolf liiion.

If I move around and attack fast enough, my enemy won't be able to see me.

No.

You stalk from the shadows, wait for an opportunity and take them down as swiftly as possible. A successful hunt is one where they weren't aware of your presence until you bite their heads off.

But they won't get a chance to fight if I do that.

Can't I use my wolf liiion technique instead?

The point is to not let the other fight back at all.

Really? So are you that sneaky when you're hunting someone?

The last you saw of me was not the last I saw of you.

[That's right, she's been stalking :|]

WHAAAA!? REALLY!?

I've lived for hundreds of years, boy, you'd be a fool to assume that I am not wiser than you.

You're that old?! So you're a Granny Wolf?

I am not a grandmother. But I am a mother.

You are? You never told me that before! [Or ya know, he could've forgot]

I have two wolf pups and a human pup.

[Yes it's true.

A human pup? I didn't know wolves could have human pups, but I guess since you're a god, it's okay.

I did not.

Her human parents threw their baby at my feet as they ran away from me.

I think I heard you say something like that before.

So you took care of it? I knew you was a good person after all.

So you say.

But San is my daughter, human or not. She is of the wolf tribe, and she has killed just as many humans.

Well... if she had to kill them then they must have been bad people.