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[Accidental Voice]

Gomu Gomu no.....

JET GATLING GUN!!!

[You hear that sound? That's the sound of two fists slamming into the barrier at insanely high speeds over and over again. In a way, he knows he can't break the barrier right now. He's not strong enough to. But he has to at least try. The Malnosso have just been taking his friends and bringing them back whenever they feel like it, and he can't take it anymore. So be prepared to endure this sound if your journal is open, because it'll be going on for about 20 minutes. There might be brief intervals for him to catch his breath, but soon afterwards it'll start again. Any attempts at reasoning will be ignored at this time.

After he's too warn out to go on, Luffy just collapses onto the ground, panting heavily. He might need a while before he can get up again, sadly. =(]

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[Have a grin, considering he's oblivious to the connection with Nami ~~though the mun read the whole meeting thing~~ he's just fascinated with Luffy's power.]

Hmm... Perhaps with a Haste spell you might have better luck~?

[He almost off-handedly waves a hand, causing a Cura to envelop Luffy, giving him back some of that strength.]

[Ah, well that helped actually! He stumbles to his feet a bit, but he's still pretty weak. And panting a bit I might. But he's gonna speak these words weakly. How intimidating mirite?]

I don't... need help from someone like you.

[Considering Kefka is unfazed by the stuff that SHOULD be intimidating, don't feel too bad.]

Oh, come now. Everyone can use a little help from their friends~!

[He's gonna even go so far as to Osmose some of his own energy over to you, Luffy. He's ready for a fight, oh yes, but he's not going to pick on him while he's so weak. Wouldn't be entertaining and all.]

You're not my FRIEND!

[And he's about to send a stretched punch at your face, but then he remembers the whole meeting thing again. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-- you're making this really hard for him]

[Now -this- is an interesting development. This requires some further investigating.]

Oh? And what makes you say that? [He's even going to lean forward, doing everything but painting a target on his face.]

Grrrrrnnn!!!

[Stay calm Luffy, stay calm! Angrily he's gonna try to limp away. Goddammit, it was times like this where he wished they didn't decide not to fight any of the bad guys]

Twist your ankle or something, friend?

[And one more Cura to help you up with that. He's also considering removing that eyesore of a scar under your eye, Luffy.]

[He's gonna stop, but not turn around. He's clinching his fist.]

I don't need your help.

[Yea, Kefka's gonna remove the need for Luffy to turn around. Go go gadget teleport! He's staring you in the eye again, grinning like an idiot - as usual.]

Oh, but everyone needs some kind of help. It's simply a matter of what and when.

YOU'RE A MURDERER! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT YOU TO HELP THEM!?

[Kefka rolls his eyes and makes an exaggerated sigh.]

First of all, I didn't do it. That was Edgar, or someone manipulating him, or posing as him, or something. It wasn't me.

Secondly, I'm a soldier in the service of my homeland. The only time I've killed was in times of war, when my own life was on the line.

[He doesn't believe you Kefka. Not because of anything logical or something like that. If he had maybe figured it out himself he probably would've been just a tad bit more lenient. But it's because Nami told him. And he trusts her.]

Move.

[Yea, not moving. This is just far too entertaining to him.]

And if I don't?

Can't you just move!? Geez, I thought a magician clowns was supposed to be cool!

[Uh-oh, you blew it now, Luffy.]

For the last time, I am NOT a clown! I am a mage of insurmountable skill and prowess! I am a spell weaver, not a simple alley-rat using sleight of hand to turn a gil or two.

I AM POWER INCARNATE!

[He's floating up over your head now, in a rather threatening pose, a fireball in each hand.]

....

I said magician too.

A magician is a two-bit hack that couldn't perform a true spell if their life depended on it.

A mage wields the forces of nature as if it were a part of themselves!

[His smirk returns though a second later, as the fireballs vanish.]

But perhaps, you require a demonstration~!

[Kefka points a long finger at Luffy.] ZAPPO~! [And cue some lightning bolts striking the ground around Luffy, and moving to converge on his spot.]

[Well the attack hits him dead on, but it doesn't do any damage to the boy. His clothes might be fried a little, but since he's a rubberman, lightning has no effect on him]

Heh. That was pretty dangerous. [He slams his fist into his open palm and cracks his knuckles]

I agreed not to fight you, but since you attacked first, I'm gonna kick your ass. Clown.

[Finally, someone he can test his limits against.]

That was just a warm up kid. You're out of your league here. You have no idea just who you're dealing with!

[And, as he finishes speaking, a handful of large triangles made completely of light, and blazing hot at that, start to materialize around you, shooting several smaller triangles at ya. Have fun with his Trine spell.]

[Well this guy is dangerous so Luffy's gonna have to go all out. Quickly he uses his ankles as pumps to pump huge amounts of blood through his body faster. As his body heats up, steam starts to rise from it]

Gear Second. [His movements are extremely quick in this form, so he manages to dodge most of the triangles, but some still manage to get him. If there's an opening out between the large triangles he'll probably be jumping through that. If not, then the most he can do is try to dodge.]

[Kefka's impressed, but not surprised. As Luffy escapes one spell, he does a backflip, readying another spell that actually utilizes his wings as well as conjuring a couple more wings at that. The wings become aerodynamic with each feather straightening to a point, almost like an avian porcupine.]

Don't mess with me! [Is all he says as the wings shoot out, seeking to slam into Luffy's face.]

Gomu Gomu no!!!

[He's going to jump up to avoid those, but a few might nip him a bit.]

JET PISTOL!!! [He sends a stretched fist at Kefka, but it's moving very fast. To the point of being a blur.]

[The funny thing about the ones that nip at him? There's no pain involved, no injury, no damage. The reason becomes quite clear when the fist passes straight through Kefka's face as if it hit air. Frankly, it did. The spells were real, yes, but only because he was casting from a safely hidden location. The rest was smoke and mirrors. After the punch, the illusion vanishes, leaving only Kefka's cackle echoing everywhere around you.]

[Kefka you clever son of a bitch]

Where the hell'd you go!?

[He lands on the ground but doesn't see any sign of Kefka]

[Kefka's voice is still laughing tauntingly at you Luffy.]

Careful mister rubber man~! Stretch yourself too thin, and you might snap~!

[And Kefka's laughter echos with renewed vigor.]

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