[Action/Voice]: Paperwork Sux

[gomugomunopwn]

[Hey there guys. You might notice a little office cubicle in the center of town.



Thanks to Flynn's help, and Luffy's super strength, they actually managed to set this up relatively quickly. Don't mind Luffy, he's just sitting in his chair typing on a typewriter. Feel free to come in and disturb him. And he looks pretty tired. He hasn't slept since the experiment BEGAN. Lot of paper work to do ya know. Luckily he has his coffee]

[Filtered to Strawhats 10% unhackable]

Oi, guys. Can you come to my workplace?

And Sanji, I need to talk to you.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

...Luffy. When was the last time you ate?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Few days ago I think. I dunno why I'm hungry. I've been drinking coffee all day. Maybe I need to drink some more.

Yosh. [Gets out a coffee-barrel]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You IDIOT!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[KDBFVIHEWVBFWEKWEJ]

NAMI! I ALMOST SPILLED IT!

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You can't live on coffee, Luffy! Office workers take lunch breaks too!

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

They do!? But I haven't finished my work yet.

I don't want to eat anything anyway. I just want coffee right now.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You'll eat or I'll force it down your throat. Come on. [Grabbing an arm.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not going until I finish, Nami!

[There. And you can't make him so... yeah.]

[Action.] 1/3

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[...]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Leaves.]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Returning half an hour later.]

Oh Luuffyyyy.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Nami, oi!

[Waaves]

I'm still not finished yet though.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I'm an officer of the law, and I'm here to enforce office breaks. You haven't had one. Take it now.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Nami, I can't go on break right now! I have to type stuff on the rest of these pages!

[Action.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, do you.

[TACKLE.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

O-oi, what are you doing!?

[Struuuugglllles]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Making sure you don't make yourself sick, Luffy!

[brb attemptin to shove a meat sandwich down your throat.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But I've never been si--

[Brb. Meat sandwich getting shoved down his throat]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Eat it down like a good boy and I'll let you get back to your paperwork.

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[FIIIIINE! He's going to very stubbornly eat while making complainant groaning noises the whole time]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[Starts to leave, and then turns back.] Wait. Didn't you want to see me for something?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. I almost forgot. [Probably because you were force feeding him food. Getting out a folder with your name on it is a go]

Since I'm not gonna be a pirate anymore, I gotta give everyone new positions to do.

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's okay. Besides, I already quit, remember? [But she is so yanking that folder out of your hands anyway.]

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

But when I become a manager I'm gonna need you guys to help me do stuff still! [Trying to take it back. NAMIIII! That folder is full of important badly spelled stuff about you. Like how you're mean and stuff. And a badly drawn picture of you]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[You know, after one glance she's just going to give it back. She's not even going to hit you. Just ...this look.]

Even a mean person like me?