gomugomunopwn: <user name=mikangirl> (STEP THE FECK AWAY FROM THE COOKIES)
gomugomunopwn ([personal profile] gomugomunopwn) wrote2011-09-30 03:25 am

[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!








[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[And Flynn just wanted to leave the store and get back to being somewhat villainous to the best of his ability after getting a snack. And what does he have blocking his path? Luffy, of course. And it's Luffy spouting nonsense to boot. Isn't that just a grand sight that Flynn would surely appreciate.

Yeah, no.]
What nonsense are you yelling? I will pass if I wish! [And as if to prove his point, he's going to attempt to walk right past him without another word.]
Edited 2011-09-30 08:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And I said NO!!

[He's just going to block his path so he can't get back.]

Don't you know the mere twinkle of my nose could move mountains child? Imagine what a sneeze would do to you!

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, is this how it's going to be? Idle threats.]

I doubt a sneeze coming from an old man such as yourself will do any good other than spread century old disease. Move out of my way.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah well-- that's why you smell! [That'll show you!]

I'm definitely not moving! If you want to get by then make me, boy!

1/2

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that really the best insult a wizard can throw...?]

2/2

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Very well! If you wish to be removed by force, then I will honor your last words! [He says as he unsheathes his sword.]

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohohohoho! You try metal sticks against a staff of unlimited POWER?!

[Points the plastic staff at you.]

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Flynn just reaches up to try and bat the tip of the staff away with his hand.]

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[FU-- It's going to get batted away.]

Oi, what was that? You could've knocked it out my hand!
Edited 2011-10-04 21:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Some powerful wizard you are, if I could have knocked it out of your hand. Impressive.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-08 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up! I was just surprised that's all! How can an old man like me have a strong grip anyway?!

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't have a strong grip and advertise your age, then don't act mighty.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't talk to your elders like that! Do you know of the power I wield dummy!?

[And then he is gonna clunk him upside the head with the staff.]

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Did he just--] Don't hit me with that poor excuse of a "staff"! [He might be trying to backhand it away again.] I don't care what power you wield when you clearly don't know how to use it!

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah!? Well why don't I turn you into a goat?!

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[That would be silly, so please don't.] I dare you to try.

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
FINE! Take this!

[Now he's gonna try to hit you with the staff. There, that'll turn you into a goat for shure!!!]

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Flynn is going to backstep to dodge the staff. Yeah.]

[identity profile] gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then he's going to lose his balance and fall down.]

AH! MY BACK! [Even if he is rubber.]

[identity profile] capital-justice.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that all you have to offer? [Can he leave yet.]