[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there is no wind present and he grips his staff tightly.]

Have you not seen the pompous buffoonery afoot? I cannot allow you massage!

[He fails at old man wizardry speech. But if the person protests or questions his methods in anyway he is going to take drastic measures!]

If you refuse to listen to reason, I’ll have to resort to drastic measures--!!!

[Slowly he grips his staff with both hands and raises it high in the air.]

YOOOOU

SHALL

NOT

LEEEEAVE!!!

…

…

…

[Tunk. His staff hits the ground lightly.]



[ooc: If it’s not obvious! Luffy is Gandalf! And you ain’t leaving!]

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[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[...I can't believe I forgot about that.]

ENOUGH!! Remove yourself from my path, child, or suffer the full force of my fiery breath! Mountains melt before such an inferno! [In spite of the previous icon, she can't actually do that.]

...No, it's just for young boys. "Lass" would be for young girls, but that matters not, for I am far older than you!

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Well it was a while ago!]

I already told you, I will not move! Even if you are a dragon, you are in danger just like the rest!

Ahhh I see-- [Wait did she just say she was OLDER than him.] What?! You must be joking lass! Don't you see my beard? [Strokes his fake beard.]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

Ha! There is nothing in the world that shall give me pause!

Your beard may be impressive, but I have existed since the ocean was a mere puddle, and the mountains were piles of pebbles! [Not really, but it sounds impressive at any rate.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, well--!!

[Give him a second. He needs to think of something that also sounds really cool.]

Well I was around before even that! I was around since before there was an ocean! [He didn't just make that up or anything nope.]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that's a good one. She'll make a mental note to use that line later.] Well, I... [She can't think of anything to top that which wouldn't contradict what she's already said.] ...I need to leave, and you cannot stop me! [And trying to push her way past Luffy... which might not work too well, seeing as he's made of rubber.]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Normally that wouldn't work... But you forget that now he's an old man!

...so he falls over onto the ground. And starts rolling in pain.]

AH-- MY BACK! I think it snapped! [Even if he is rubber, shhh.]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[Erza laughs hysterically.] That is the weak point of all mages! They focus on techniques and spells to the point where they forget to train their bodies! [Someone from her own series used that exact same logic... moments before Natsu punched their lights out. Regardless, she steps over Luffy and continues on her way.]